Darmstadtium2013 Parodies - Mashup Of Hit Songs [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

The year's over, let's combine hits (Yup, yup)
We can try to mashup again
Really long intro
It will end soon
This part is from "La La La"
Oh just hold on it's starting soon
Yeah, yeah, yeah (eh-eh, eh)
Mashup Of Hit Songs (Pop Danthology time)

This song's too weird (woah!) to give up the chance (woah!)
So let's mash it up (woah!) with "Blurred Lines" for no reason [clap clap]
Tonight, steal from "The Other Side"
I know what it feels like
To make horrible music
Tonight, another sample shall rise
I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive
But this song makes me feel dead
If this plays every second, minute, hour
I will, throw a, ten pound, chair

Throw it up, throw it up
I just hit someone in the head
Shut it up, shut it up
This song is horrible and bad
Hey, girl
Can you help me destroy this mashup?
Now they're sampling "Give It 2 U"
You know this makes a grown man cry
I wanna give it to you
For making the worst mashup
Of the entire century you know
"Can't Hold Us" tonight
If I leave this room tonight, it's because this song

Tomorrow way too insane
So let's celebrate today
Twenty Thirteen is now
Ruined musically now
So leave the room now
Cause we gotta survive now
Only know... Okay, I give up on this song. Honestly

[Director]
Na na na na
Na na na na
Na na na na (Do the mashup or DIE!)
Na na na na
Na na na na

I'm doomed, I'm doomed, I'm doomed
To-to do this horrid, b-bad mashup
Give up, give up, give-give up
Just-just please let me do my thing.. I'll stop again