Darmstadtium2013 Parodies - Why Is The Room Gone? [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1]
I go downstairs
Cat screams loud
What happened
Down in this room
I look around
This is bad
Cause the room is damaged bad
I get help
And it tries
To fix up the room, oh oh oh

[Pre-Chorus]
But I still wonder
What happened now
Why is the room gone?

[Chorus 1]
"Entire areas are broken now, it's bad!
The iPad is on a desk with a broken lamp!
I gotta fix it up real soon, um, yea!"
Why the room gone?

"Got to fix it right now!
The chair fell with a pow!
What happened, it's going down!"
Why the room gone?

"Oh no, this room is a wreck!
I mean, like, what the heck!
Really though, it's a mess!"
Why the room gone?

"I'll need to rebuild it for a month!
I can't do this all at once!
Atleast the Mac isn't damaged, uh!"
Why the room gone?

[Verse 2]
My headphones
Are broken
The whole bed
Is caving in
My pet cat
Starts meowing
Suddenly I understand

[Pre-Chorus 2]
It must have been
Not beautiful
Like maybe a huge fire
But if I do
Rebuild this room
Will I fix my
IPa-a-a-a-ad?
IPa-a-a-a-ad?
IPa-a-a-a-ad?
How will I recover from
Thi-i-i-i-is?
Thi-i-i-i-is?
Thi-i-i-i-is?

Why is the room gone?

[Chorus 2]
"This is really serious!
Like that huge star Sirius!
But actually, gotta fix this!"
Why the room gone?

"My cat keeping on saying meow!
He's really sweet right now!
Why did he claw me, ow!"
Why the room gone?

"Get this glue off of me!
This song used to be funny!
But now it's insanity!"
Why the room gone?

"Noo-oo-oo-oo!
Noo-oo-oo-ooo!"
Why the room gone?

[Bridge]
Who really did this
It's a mystery
Somewhere on planet Earth
I know they're hiding
Can I get a new house?
Is this room OK?
I'll just rebuild this room
End of the song?

[Outro]
Nope, it's not yet over
I got a funny plan
Is this idea OK?
(Don't tell anyone but I will tear down this room)
Did you tell anyone?
(And make a new one next week)
Please don't
(I should stop with this part)
Or I will
I will sing this again!
(Okay, this is the true finale)