[Verse 1: Kool A.D.]
Kool A.D.: It's a beverage
Blue box, tell me where the cheddar is
Mac, cheese, crack, keys, stacks please
Please please please please
Anno Domini, peep homily
We all live in a land called Honalee
Cheap cheap, barato barato
Beep beep, awooga awooga
Amerigo Vespucci, Aruba Aruba
Mira la cabra, chupa chupa
Ahem... 'scuse me
Everybody rapping like it's a commercial
Acting like life is a big commercial
Kool A.D. stay so commercial
Das Racist finna go commercial
Pizza Hut, Taco Bell, rap commercial
Joke rap, coke rap, Gap commercial
Catch me eating Rap Snacks in a black Maybach
Be on the wheel with a fortune like Pat Sajak
Cats say that Kool A.D.'s mad laid back
Lamping with a bootleg DVD of K-Pax
Spacey like Kevin in Seven
Politicking with passengers at the 7-11
Two slushies, one Excedrin
Pass the dutchie on the left, man
This generation the best, man
Next generation the rest, man
Burton comma LeVar,, Der Kommissar
Positively rapping
Explanating in expository fashion
Scooby-dooby-dooby-dooby-dooby-doo, y'all
Scooby-dooby-dooby-dooby-dooby-doo, y'all
Oo-ooooohhh! (Oo-oooohhhh!)
Oo-oooooohhh! (Ooo-oo-oo-ooohh!)
[Hook: Heems]
Das, Das Racist (yeah)
Das, das tasteless (yeah)
Das, das sexist (yeah)
Das, das reckless (yeah)
Das, Das Classist (yeah)
Das, Das Classist (yeah)
Das, Das Classist (yeah)
Das, Das Classist (yeah)
Oo-oooooohhh! (Ooo-oo-oo-ooohh!)
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oooohhhh!
[Verse 2: Heems]
Catch me at the party, party, where I shoutey, shoutey (?)
You wanna spit a cypher, but I'm hollering at shorty
Like what the fuck is Nuvo, (?) that shit is too gaudy
We more like Art Nouveau, something like Gaudi
I ain't never met a smart cop, word to them BART cops
Money out the wazoo, yeah I call it fart guap
I don't even mean to ball, you can call it shark guap
Spit about some dumb shit, also 'bout some smart top
Wait, wait, no wait, top? I meant topics
Blast those Astro Brown raps out my pocket
Ain't talking 'bout the Factory, when I say I rock it
Maybe like Factory Records when we rock it
Some Alan Erasmus, J Mascis types who drop it
Got these other MCs like, "Heems, please stop it"
No loft, Zoloft, Warhol, plus C+C
Carbon copies of CeCe Winans be tryna be seeing me
It ain't gangster, more like grimy when I say I'm being G
Explore and produce raps, you can call me E & P
P, portrait of the artist as a Yung Joc
Old money, airplane, young money, young guap
Oo-oooooohhh! (Oo-oo-oo-oohhhh!)
Oo-oooooohhh (Aa-aaaaaahhh!)
[Hook]
[Kool A.D.]
Bongo solo
