Das Racist - Puerto Rican Cousins [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Kool A.D.:

V-I-C droppin' styles you ain't used to
New school, old school, cocoa puff, coo-coo
Choo-choo-choose to be half Lisa Simpson, half Ralphie
Put my T.V. to Pacini falling off the balcony
South Beach diet
Powder me up, powder me down, white riot
Sublime cover band-types like it
Maybe you should try it
Maybe you should buy it
You should probably buy it

Shorty said we look like
(Like Puerto Rican cousins)
Shorty said we look like
(Like Puerto Rican cousins)

I wanna ride on my own, though
Try to save the world like Bono
Be the token brother in an ad for Disaronno
Ho, ho, ho, Merry Kwanzaa, Hanukkah, Ramadan
Got more rhymes than Jay Elec got Ramala Ding Dongs
Parmesan cheese on the ravioli
Holy spicoli Batman, I'm Sean Penn
(whaat?)

She said we look like
(like Puerto Rican cousins)
She said we look like
(like Puerto Rican cousins)

We are family
At least that's what we look like we might be
(like Puerto Rican cousins)
We are family
At least that's what we look like we might be
(like Puerto Rican cousins)

Heems:

I got more rhymes than Puerto Ricans got cousins
Bug's Life tatty on my stomach cause we buzzin
Shrug life tatty on my back cause I'm shruggin
Nice guy on the train is steady mean muggin
On the Upper West Side like Jews do, one line
Seen Juju's cousin on the F-train, one time
I be like Eli Porter, yes, I got dumb rhymes
Sit back, relax cause we finna have a fun time"

People think I'm Rican cause of the way that I be speakin'
The shorties I be freakin
Plus the people that we reaching
With this music
People think we stupid
Then they peep the tape
And smarten up to the movement

I'm Himanshu, the one without the beard
People think I'm Spanish
Cause the other one look weird
Look here, nasty
Something like Gargamel
That's racist, our complexion is caramel

Das Racist
(like Puerto Rican cousins)
Das Racist
(like Puerto Rican cousins)

We are family
At least that's what we look like we might be
We are family
At least that's what we look like we might be

Kool A.D.:

Bagged a degree in English
But proficient in Blackanese
Smoke so many trees I'm turning Japanese
I really think so-

Heems:

-Commie Pinko
Schizo, ginkgo biloba
Performing 'My Sharona'
At talent shows across Girona
Drinkin Coronas in Daytona, loner
Bulova on my wrist
Beluga cavi in my tummy
Brendan Fraser in The Mummy
Type-casted time-traveller, action!

Kool A.D:

I'm counting Jacksons with black friends
Counting tens in Benzes with white friends
Wondering if suicide's a largely white trend
Google it later and confirm that, a'ight then
Stars and stripes, man
Give me my stipend
We alright, type type man
We get along
(Like Puerto Rican cousins)

We are family
At least that's what we look like we might be
(like Puerto Rican cousins)
We are family
At least that's what we look like we might be
(like Puerto Rican cousins)