David Wise - Its Why I'm The Best [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Better fetch a blanket coz I'm as cold as ice
I'm as good for you as spar selling golden rice
I knew it would happen no need to roll the dice
You need to get a grip so just hold a vice
I got the new tips no need for old advice
I keep repeating myself nigga I told you twice
This is a piece of cake, I got the only slice -
I thought this over and it took a while
To see you give me a look or smile
But you did neither so I just looked senile
You ain't nothin' but a rookie child -
You stepped outta line lemme help you out
My rhymes are so sick that my health's in doubt
Got the devilish flow, you'll think hell is out
I ain't for sale so you can't sell me out

I'll kill you now or should I do it later
Screw the haters
I blow shit up like balloon inflators (no homo)
Don't you know I got 3 balls in my nutsack
As big as a rucksack
But fuck that -
I'll score a hatrick with a fat chick only to find out her name was actually Patrick
Now gradually that's sick
Drive around in my 4 by 4 going door to door looking for 2 whores or more to read them the laws I scrawled before I bawl them all -
I'm the best at bowling, call me Kingpin
You bitches just buzzing, I'm still stinging
My boat's winning, yours is sinking
I'm the president of this shit, call me Lincoln
Stick a dick in your eye, I call it winking
Your raps are rubbish coz yo breath is stinking
I be drinking and I be thinking
You just be retracting, I call it slinkying
This is my promise, put yo pinky in
If you ever wanna battle me bitch, just think again

Final nail in the coffin, time to shut it
I heard all your crap and its time to cut it
If you mess with me you gonna get your butt kicked
Get the cutters, I'm about to tear shit up here
Fuck salt in the wound, I'll give you a tumor
In your funny bone coz I got a sense of humour
You may think that its senseless to ya'
But, ima need god to come and bless this fool here -
Say your prayers, ask advice
Got a healthy flow, sack a' rice
You gon' need jesus, sacrifice
Your head gon be infected, you'll come back with lice
Flow is so mean, damn how does he keep it
You just dust on the rap floor, and ima sweep it
Low budget crap, I call it cheap shit
Stick a fork in it, what you s'possed to eat wit' -
That is the menu and this is the main course
My flow keeps going, just like a trained horse
I go deep, just like Kain's voice
Fuck with me and you'll get restrained coz..
(Its why I'm the best)