Dem Waffle Houze Boiz - Weed Cake [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Hook]
Call me Betty Crocker
You be Sara Lee
Cause we're about to bake a
Cake made out of weed

[Verse 1]
Take yourself some eggs (and weed)
Put it with the flour (and weed)
Put it in the bongwater
Put it in the microwave
Twelve minutes [x4]
Then you've got yourself
A damn fine weed cake

[Verse 2]
I smoked three j's one time, it didn't even phase me
So I had to cook me up some potent-ass pastry
It's dank cake, it's unleavened
Just twelve minutes til heaven
The best way to get high
This shit'll go to eleven

[Verse 3]
One time my nigga Kwon cooked up a dank cake
Made it with the Afghan, bitch that's a mistake
He learned his damn lesson
When he made that weed cake
Cause bitch this ain't no motherfucking bitch-ass
Cheescake!

[Hook]

[Bridge 1]
The recipe is easy
The recipe is easy
The recipe is easy
Don't forget to put in the weed

[Verse 4]
Dem Waffle Houze Boiz are making a fucking weed cake
Put it in the oven so we can all get baked
We don't need a lighter, just a fork and a knife
I don't need no other meals, weed cake for life

[Bridge 2]
We got a weed cake
We got a weed cake
Nigga, we done got a weed cake
We got a weed cake

[Hook]

[Verse 5]
Alright stop for a second and think
About how Dem Waffle Houze Boiz never ever let the flow drop
Like the beat do, cause we need you to know when to get out your
Lumbo Gold, the best in the west take a puff when you want your stuff to be
Jumbo, bringing the heat to your feet to get your up out your seat

[Verse 6]
Man, I don't even know what to do
I've got some Lumbo and a lady to woo
You could do what can't ever be a mistake
Drop the Lumbo in a fresh weed cake
That sounds good man, I need a little more though
Don't get her flowers, man, that's a no-go
I could write her a song that's an instant hit
I've got an idea, it could sound a little like this: