Devilman - SB.TV Warm Up Session [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro]
Yeah, yo, and it's the D.E.Velopment right about now yeah
SB.TV, UK's leading for youth entertainment
Get to know this
Wunsen

I'm on some shoalin ting right about now yeah
Big up all the followers, big up all the supporters
You know what time it is yeah
Okay then, yoooo

Fuck you up like Bruce Lee or Jackie Chan
Could of been from China or Pakistan
Ask, they'll give you a voo mai long toong
I'm a true veteran
Name me an MC that's better than
Box you up with the Shaolin hand
And you will get a den toon wun sen

You think you can defeat me
Well I challenge you to fight me on the water
If you happen to win this battle
I'll let you marry my daughter
I've already killed everybody in the village with the unpredictable lion
My balls are made of steel
And my fists are made of iron

I raped your wife cause she put poison on my prawn crackers
I knew it was there cause she was the ugliest out the poor slappers
At first she tried to make me drink the tea and eat the sushi
I knew there was something going on cause the bitch was moving loosely
That's why I raped the bitch and cooked her up and ate her after
It was so dramatic, I think I deserve a bafta'
Now you dare to challenge me so you can avenge your wife
There's only one thing on my mind and that's to end ya' life

I'll pull off the Shaolin axe
Kick, break ya nose
And then do a back flip
My technique is way too much
I can balance my whole bodyweight on a matchstick
Poke out ya' eye with a chopstick
My Shaolin technique is toxic
You're just a stupid insect
I'll crush you like a wotsit

[Hook]
Fuck you up like Bruce Lee or Jackie Chan
Could of been from China or Pakistan
Ask, they'll give you a voo mai long toong
I'm a true veteran
Name me an MC that's better than
Box you up with the Shaolin hand
And you will get a den toon wun sen

[Outro]
Yeah, the D.E.Velopment, SB.TV yeah
There you have it
WUNSENNNN