Didymus - Black Spiders [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

I had a dream Black Spiders were all around me
I’m a slave to my own creativity
Is he crazy?
Probably
He’s gotta be
I don’t know just sip some tea
By the way definitely
Seeing shadows in the night
Without any sight
When I look I see pure hatred
Because I can't see past my own eyes
I wanna kill myself like I’m working at Supply Guyz
Day dreamin at your day job
I’m looking for my plane with a key fob
I never know where I park that thing
I’m knockin at your door like *ding noise*
Feelin furious
I just kidnapped a girl named Franzia
I put her in a box and forgot about her
Now she’s wining
These haters try to be firefighting
You look like a young Jeffrey Dahmer
What can I say I’m your knight and shining armor
I'm not living but I'm alive
Yo Mama! Ha! Self-high-five
My iPhone and I are
Like 2 peas in an iPpod
The future is scary
0 to 60
L+1=4
Are you sure?
Those are some realistic statistics
This is for real
Sucking on a cyanide pill
Accidentally starting art
This is a rap battle like I’m playing Mario Cart *Welcome to Mario Cart*
I eat instant grits
Everyone hates me like Chris
Hooray! Who Ray, by the way?
I’m a dumb nerd (You’re a turd)
A gun in one hand and a peace sign in the other
You should be scared like *mother from loony tunes*
I feel dirty washing my hands
How can he have fans
Out of options
Just waitin' for Satan
That’s ironic, demonic
Sound so sonic *different weird voice changer here*
Hooked on phonics
Whatever dude
I’m a never nude
I’m an American Psycho
I’m makin the people think like Byko
I really don’t belong
Now I'm dancing to the Rugrats theme song
I'm hiding right in front of ya
Like a ninja in neon
I don’t know what you think you thought, but you don’t know anything
Warning: there are mailboxes at large, they are armed and dangerous if you see one smash it with a baseball bat
Sit up and get a six pack
It seems Childish, but I’m not a gangster
This is impractical, I’m not a jokester
Comatose toast
Uh um I guess that’s apropos
Inside of a glass bulletproof box tryna shoot my way out
With a bullet proof vest on to keep the keekeebelers way out
Did I hang myself?
Frayed knot
A little link in my noose was loose
This feels very numinous
I guess this is new to us
Now that will be 99 cents
And go tell your friend
Thank you come again
Black Spiders!