DINGO JOHNSON - ELEVATOR [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Yo I fucked your bitch doggy style like the Iditarod nigga

[Verse 1: Dingo]
Look, I'm on the stalk again
Colder than five cardigans
Niggas wanna see me and
Shake my hand like I had Parkinson's

I'm flyer than a hawk or 10
That was climbing up that bark and then
Decide to drop a shitty track
Decrease my fucking stock again

Ask me if I'm buzzing
Bitch I might bee
I feel like Spike Lee
In Indiana cuz you beating me is unlikely
But

They call me DINGO nigga
Irony, my dick is tiny
If we being honest
Harry Potter probably fucked Hermione

After a Quidditch match
Magic spells up on her snatch
Right before he made a batch
Of methamphetamines

I'm popping because I'm important
To the point that niggas extort it but
Niggas be on my dick
To the point that I abort it #Pause

The raps drowsy
Still Lousy, Ronda Rousey
Because I beat the pussy up
As much as she allows me

And I don't think my ex wants me no more
So I pulled out my dick and found the skinniest whore
That's the Plan B you can not find in the store
And her pussy canteen so I ain't thirsty no more

Look nigga
I'm fresher than a babies ass
Right before they pass some gas
Fill the fucking joint with hash

Mix the Crown and Coke around
Now I'm leaning like a slash
It feels like I ran a hundred meter dash
With Kevin Nash

I'm tryna track some more cash
So I'm in the Porsche with PornStash
And Piper looking at me
With some fucking crazy eyes

White girls I despise
So she's in for a surprise
Still might put that dick
In the middle of her thighs

Might catch me out in public
In some sweats and Nike Slides
But don't get it twisted like a slinky
You will die

I'm waiting on my DNA sample
I'm a different species
2 for 20 Applebees
Venny Venny Vici

I swang a Mitsubishi
Verbal fucking feces
Big Shit
Yours the type that look like Reese's Pieces

I make them say "Who That?"
I'm flyer than Ash Ketchum
Battling a Zubat
With a ButterFree

Now who's better than me
When It comes to rapping sprees?
My rhyme schemes are crime scenes
So you can never leave

Fuck

It's Like they found him in a fucking moat
Shorty with the Sniper Scope
Is touching every isotope

I'm posted in a ho(e)
Tel in a ho
And she's tellin a ho
To bring a friend and two more

So you already know
That I had to beat it out the frame
I'm liable for libel
If a ho try to besmirch my name

Fuck it, I'll throw some slander too
Flyer than a cockatoo
Your bitch is like a hen when she around us
Any cock will do

And she's popping two
Percocet, I think shes dead
Call William Shatner up
I think he'll know what to do

The flow is hotter than some pizza rolls
With freezer burn
Next to Usher singing his hit song
Inside a fucking urn

When will all these niggas learn?
The Raps supreme Like Jason Bourne
But I'm getting curved left and right
So Ingonito tab the Porno-graphica

And I'm sicker than Africa
And when you drop your shitty raps
We can't help but laugh at ya

Because that shit be really funny
And my bars Boombastic
Like my son likes to steal money