DJ Lambs-a-Lot - Little Yellow Guy vs. Retarded Duck [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[DJ Lambs-a-Lot]
Yo, yo, yo, we got battle
Of the Mellow Yellow cretins now
Over here we got Little Yellow Guy
The little yellow MC
And o'er here we got the Retarded Duck
DJ Hatchling, get him dog

[Retarded Duck]
Meh, dehs, deekfa, boolajadee
A moogie biggert, dafargarling
With this MC
I'm fresh out of my egg, poke-poke
They didn't turn me into yolk
Cause they knew I was gonna be the greatest
Of all time
Anyway, y'all bitches know
Ditch his flow
Watch as this snitch glows
In the public eye because he H-A-N-D-I-C-A-P-P-E-D
I'mma bust a cap in this handicap's ass, G
This kid is armless, and he's harmless
Cause he can't fuck with this mofo
Duckling watching rucking out the dojo
And everyone's afraid of this duck
Cause he's not hairy
He's got feathers, I'll leave you featherless
When I slap you with my gooseberries
That's a clever euphemism for testes
I'm testing your knowledge
Get it? Goose, duck, berries?
Metaphors are now my prowess
You think, I'm a joke, blob?
You must be smoking crack
Cause I'll pimp-slap a bitch
And say "quack, quack"

[DJ Lambs-a-Lot]
Jesus Christ, DJ Hatchling
Talk about red-hot
Think you can top that Little Yellow Gangsta?

[Little Yellow Guy]
All right, duck, get ready, cause when I spit a phrase
It'll knock you backwards, man your days
Are numbered cause you fucked with me
And thought that you could beat me
You say you'll rub your balls and my face
After that would you skeet me
Queer bitch
You wrote those rhymes before you came here
But versing you won't be hard
Cause there's the goose and the gander
Then there's you, the retard
You're playing ducks and drakes fighting with me
See? I'm punny too
I'll kill you, you'll get buried
I'll shovel you up and re-bury you
Cause I wanna put you in your place
The place of death under your gravestone
It's just generic, our genetics
I guess God just made me prone
To all your disses cause your disses suck
You better man up, before you call de Blob out, duck
I'm yellow, but I ain't mellowing
You know what else rhymes with duck?
A little finger will show it..Fuck
...you, retarded piece of shit
This mighty morphing golden thing
Will tell you when it's over with

[DJ Lambs-a-Lot]
Oh, damn
Sorry Gangsta Gosling
Your winner
The Little Yellow MC

[Crowd boos]