DNGRSDave - The Man. [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro: Roger Federer]
I enjoy my game... watching myself and...
Because it's so different! So... I hope
You guys also enjoy it!

[Intro Continued: DNGRSDave]
I hope you enjoy it. I mean this is really
Different than anything you've ever heard
Before. Different flow... different lyrics
I am DNGRSDave. D-N-G-R-S-Dave. I am
On and dangerous, and I'm the man
That's not being cocky. That's just being
Confident! I've always loved this hip-hop
Music, so Ima do it!

Hey Dangerous! (voiceover by Jolee Nebert)

[Verse 1: DNGRSDave]
Quick fix to a shit ton of problems
Write them all down and I feel the solace
Ya'll thought I was kidding, in my profile
Description, when I said I rapped good...
Should have never been a question
Yea, but I'm just flexing like my big brother
Ask me who's next up. I am on the come up
I am on & dangerous. I've been through some
Shit, but I'm going to get it straightened
Half black, half white, and Jewish, means that
I can use both nigga and cracka. If I choose to
But I won't usually, cause those two words ain't
All they're cracked up to be
This ain't a track meet. This is a marathon
Feels like mile 20 but I'm finna
Run on and finish that last 6.2 grueling miles
I've got some issues but still got my smile
Driving cross the country, in the front seat, I'm accompanied
By a Nike model. I've always loved a hot girl that stays fit
She's like, "David... I can't wait for the mix tape," called
"Eye of the Storm." Raise the alarm! Pouring out my heart...
Time to shine, Son of Dawn!
Man I'm going to drop it. It's finna be atomic!
Shout out Taylor Phinney! Man, I hope you heal up quick!
What's with this year people crashing and burning?
What's with this feeling I'm feeling I'm earning but
Never been so broke but I'm feeling Okay!
Should have lost hope, but it chose to stay!
Making my dreams come true with these lyrics
Hold up... Let's go back to the girls here
She says she's from near Seattle. She's twenty and
Some change. And, it's crazy how it feels when you start
To feel just like the greats!
Wale, Drake, Jay [-Z], J. COLE, etc... No doubt about it that I'm
Just as cold. I feel like Walter Mitty sitting on the mountain
Next to Sean Penn.. or feel like Shawn with the Pen
Lyrically-Exer-cise-these-rhymes-til I-drop-dead
No EPO though, but I got a dope flow
Rancilio poured too much Espresso!
8 shots later.. this is how I'm feeling...

(Aziz Ansari skit from 'Funny People':
"I'm tweaking, I'm tweaking, I'm tweaking...")

But it's okay though, I got a date with destiny
Up late, uh.. and she be sexing me
Bitches be texting me messages, I don't reply though
I won't get caught up in drama!
And shout out to Yannick! That dude is ballin'
That dude my best friend. That dude my team mate
That dude my neighbor. Same girl wants to date us
Are we going to play this just like playing tennis?
Gorgeous girl going back and forth with the realest dudes she's
Ever met, but I doubt she's ever played a tennis match
Bat shit crazy or passionate?... This girl tryin' to get with two
Best friends. Nevermind that. Let's get back to the rappin'
And make this shit happen and get what I'm lacking

[Interview with Federer after winning the 2010 Australian Open]
Interviewer:
'I mean you make it look so easy, and obviously it isn't. How do you keep doing it?'
Federer:
'Hmm.. yea look. There's no secret behind it, you know? I mean I'm definitely a very talented player.'

Game Set Match, I bring the racquet. I mean the Ruckus
The motherfuckin' ruckus.. the motherfuckin' ruckus..
The mother fuckin' ruckus.. Yea.. the motherfuckin' ruckus
Wu-Tang since the 8th grade. Ask Avve. I called us the Mus-Tang
Clan. Ms. Landolfi asked me to hand her a paper of poems
I never did it! So this right here is for you miss..
Queen of the Universe, gets the first verse
Distracted by chicas.. and nagging from teachers
You urged me to keep on conceiving these lyrics
And though you didn't hear em or nor did anyone
I kept on going from a boy to a man
Damn how things change. Now I'm the man
I've entered this game.. Dangerous Dave!

[Outro: Roger Federer]
I always.. I always knew I had something special, but I didn't know it was like, you know, that crazy!

[Outro Continued: DNGRSDave]
You know, Ima deliver like Fedex. None of that early 2000s USPostal stuff. I mean... I'm dope, but I don't dope

[Outro Continued: Aziz Ansari]
Killed it man! I'm really stepping up my game! These bitches gotta start paying me for this! Can't get no more free Randy!