Don't Flop - Marlo & Shuffle-T (Round One) [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Marlo/Shuffle T]
[Marlo]
He called me middle class, nerdy posh, yeah I've heard it - lost
Mate, you're from fucking Slough, don't act like you've heard some shots
And that you murder lots
You probably have a perfect job, at Wernham Hogg

[Shuffle T]
Now when I heard that battle was Shuffle T and Marlo versus Joker T and Joker Starr on June 22nd in Plymouth I was happy with the situation
A battle with a legend who's music is known across different nations
I thought I'd act as interviewer, and get some information
So, Marlo, tell me who is your biggest source of inspiration?

[Marlo]
So Solid Crew
Forgive the forced multi but you creeps are not on a youth steez
You're on the swallowing soup, posture is doomed, shopping for brooms steez
I don't care if he's prepared a scheme declaring that my hair's receding
You two are barely breathing and yeah believe it's comical to me
You know what, I've got to stop following you T
[Shuffle-T] Why's that?
Well, let's look at the following clues please
[Shuffle-T] Okay
Soweto and Ricky Riley we're collectively sixty five
Not to mention that Liquid guy
Now this should have been obvious to me, 'cos that Shuffle attracts older men
[Shuffle-T] Like what?
Like a paedophile watching The Goonies

[Shuffle-T]
You're old, I give it half a term before you start to turn to Hawaiian shirts and Crocs
[Marlo] You get heartburn
A lot
[Marlo] You can only half turn your cogs
You can't learn to jog
[Marlo] You fart worse than dogs
And you can't work your cock

[Marlo]
Your battling gag is that you actually rap like you're practically having a nap
Don't flop, what? For you two it's more like Don't Nod Off
I think the old guy napping state swagger's great
Your minds must constantly travel in passive waves
So if either of you try to claim that you were slept on by the fans today it's probably because you literally slept during their reactions mate
So even with dope bars you won't last - accept it
'Cos so far you folks can't have rested
Go home Starr and soak up your bedding
You don't go hard, you go narcoleptic

[Shuffle-T]
And this so-called God hasn't given a single blessing
And both of you just come with a simple presence
Just a boring sleepy flow with no skill that sets in
It's ironic you're narcoleptic but you're not inte-resting

[Marlo]
Shuffle-T, that was a decent bar
Really smart, I especially liked the stealing part

[Shuffle-T]
[?] was a robber don't even start
Now Joker's wack, old and black
With rolls of fat, OPRAH SWAG
That homeless swag
That can I sleep on your sofa swag
And you know that he won't fold it back
Seriously, it's an open fact
From the amount you choke and gag
This could have been me and Verb-T in a solo match
But he'd probably find a way to choke in that
On top if that, he can't go off the top and free a damn rhyme
So often he'll flatline
[Marlo] Yeah, Joker Starr? More like Loser Starr
We did not agree on that line

[Marlo]
It seems there was some talk in jest
About a little event called Forgive and Forget
For all of them who's performance was an awkward mess
You know who I'm talking about: Anton Murphy, Anton Murphy, Anton Murphy
[Shuffle-T] And even battles with a cause of death, like caustic Jeff
Now you're the vets
But with the amount that you choke there's no doubt that you know that you'll be next
So that your event will just be called 'Forget'
[Shuffle-T] Now genuinely speaking, these blokes are great
Now Verb, I don't know what to expect out of you bitch
Because in your Flex battle what you said sounds amusing and your best rounds'll get crowds to get rowdy to it
But I choked out your music
[Shuffle-T] What did you say?
I said I checked out his music
[Shuffle-T] Oh okay I was just choking you weren't sounding stupid

[Shuffle-T] Now Choker Starr and Verb Choke are choking hard but choke choke
[Marlo] The choking starts with Joke Choke but choker bars to no choke
[Shuffle-T] Now Choker Star with boats choker choke a choke with choke choke
[Marlo] Your sober farce will choke boats but choke-amotive choke choke
[Shuffle-T] Choke a choke ch-ch-choke choke choke
[Marlo] Choke a choke ch-ch-choke choke choke
[Shuffle-T] Checkity-choke a choke ch-ch-choke choke choke
[Shuffle-T] Choke a choke ch-ch-choke choke choke
[Marlo] Choke a choke ch-ch-choke choke choke
[Shuffle-T] Checkity-choke a choke ch-ch-choke choke choke
[Together] That's a Joker choke a choke choke choke choke