Dope Chan - Altered Beast Freestyle [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Uh, I wake up around noon ready to get these stacks
But first I smoke half a blunt and then I get some snacks
I got my girl in my bed, I'm bout to get some snatch
I'm feeling kinda frisky, I'ma have to hit it from the back
Hit it from the back, hit it from the back
Yeah she like it like that when I go so deep, I skeet
Then paper scissors rock for who's gotta clean the sheets
I lost, of course, but fuck what you heard I'm still a boss
Now my room is stanking, I'ma spray this new Lacoste
Laundry day, I'm so high, I mixed all the reds with whites
Playing GTA5, having problems trying to fly
Fuck this game anyways, they done took my online cash
I'ma go back to Injustice just to whoop some online ass
Killer Frost all day nigga what you sayin now?
Hit yo ass with so much ice you gonna need a fucking plow
And I got that ice up on my wrist, my shit like bling bling bling bling blaow
And I ain't talking bout a watch, I was playing ball and I got fouled, ow

Hold up wait a minute
Let me put a little gwimpy in it
Mothafuckas shoulda known I'm a menace
Something like O-Dog when I'm spitting
And I always go raw when I'm hitting
But I don't bang other broads, I'm committed
Probably could've had all of ya bishes
Washing my draws and all of my dishes
Pimpin since pimpin been pimpin
Your bitch might need some attention
She seems to think that she's fine
No bitch you look like a gremlin
Pour water on yo extensions, cuz I'ma track wrecka
Ha, I been running this shit, I got the track record
Usain Bolt, you lames know you can't flow
I been rocking shit since I was watching Reading Rainbow
Balling on you haters, I'm like Kobe on the Lakers
Man I stay up in some purple like my name's Marie Shrader
Nigga gone, I'm on cloud nine, don't you worry bout mine
I just need a little lift me up during my down time
Sitting on my ass till about 420
Then it's time to get that cash, I'm talking bout mo' money nigga

It's the boss round, get bossed 'round...

Like a fake vegan I go ham nigga
Show these haters why they call me Dope Chan nigga
Mixed with a little Chinese
But I'm causing big trouble like Lo Pan nigga
Running through your city like Rodan nigga
Bout to black out, Lindsay Lohan nigga
Oh damn nigga
Me without a worthy opponent is like Earl without ToeJam nigga
Ain't no man sicker than me, I'm the illest
Tell the competition whatchu talking bout Willis
Still I'm the most villainous, titty feelingest, ass kickingest
Magnificent rap lyricist
I am the antithesis of wack bitches, yeah guess who's back bitches
And I'm fully aware that I'm a pain in the ass like you just sat in a patch full of cac-tuses
And my chick so flexible, she let me hit it doing back bridges
And a nigga so gifted, I could outrap Christmas
Yeah that's right, now I'm dissing holidays
Better tell St Patrick get out the way
Cuz he don't want no problems, not today
Blllaaaaoooww's what my ch-ch-ch-choppa say
And I ain't ever own a gun in my life
But when I'm on the mic you better run for your life
You got beef better come to the fight with a hamburger bun and a knife, I'm nice!
With this rap shit I'm an assassin
With a passion to see a bastard get his ass whipped
Sicker than cancer
I got a chick that's twerking on my dick, I call that bitch a private dancer