Roll up at the bar, yo, it’s ladies night
I’ve got a dame in sight, got to play it right
And she’s smiling at me and the flames ignite
When she stops and says, “You’re the player type”
Naw, baby… You crazy
I’m not the type to just flat-out game ya
I’m lying… Don’t blame me
You don’t know me, girl? I’m famous
Am I really? Who really even knows?
I rock the freshest clothes and talk about my shows
When I’ve got it in the bag, bring the convo to a close
When she stops and says that her name is Rose
Okay… Don’t care
Let’s just… be fair
It doesn’t really matter, there’s no future to this
But the next two hours of mutual bliss
Eeny, meeny, miney, mo
Catch a cougar, take her home
When you get off in the zone
Turn her over, make her moan
Eeny, meeny, miney, mo
Catch a cougar, take her home
When you get off in the zone
If she hollers, let it go
I love cougars, they love me back
I keep them up all night like insomniacs
And I’m on the track for a heart attack
I mean, I work so hard that her bed frame cracks
Hot damn, man, she’s got cams
All over her room, I pop a grand slam
She said, “Say my name” and I called her Pam
She said she prefers when I call her ma’am
She’s 52, but her tits are new
And she doesn’t waste her time French kissing you
And she really don’t mind assisting you
And they all come equipped with a fist of lube
This is new, and she’s hard to tame
And she’s wild in the sheets, and I’m hard the same
And I can’t explain the happiness
When I think that she don’t even know my name
Eeny, meeny, miney, mo
Catch a cougar, take her home
When you get off in the zone
Turn her over, make her moan
Eeny, meeny, miney, mo
Catch a cougar, take her home
When you get off in the zone
If she hollers, let it go
Patty cake, patty cake
I’ll make sure Patty aches
I’ll give it all it takes to make sure Patty’s leg gon’ shake
Patty cake, patty cake
I’ll make sure Patty aches
I’ll give it all it takes to make sure Patty’s back gon’ break
I love cougars, I can’t deny
‘Cause they don’t play coy or act all shy
If you ask what they like, they’ll tell you quick
‘Cause you don’t play games with a horny chick
They’re cougars, man, they have to mate
Don’t have to act cordial or go on dates
Just hit the breeding grounds when it’s sort of late
And the girls all see you as cougar bait
They’re all hungry and ready to strike
Don’t have to worry about picking which one you like
‘Cause the truth is man, at the end of the night
One more shot and they all look alike
So you line the shots up, and slam them down
Time I got up and looked around
And I found some cougars and picked a row
And said, “Eeny, meeny, miney, mo”
Eeny, meeny, miney, mo
Catch a cougar, take her home
When you get off in the zone
Turn her over, make her moan
Eeny, meeny, miney, mo
Catch a cougar, take her home
When you get off in the zone
If she hollers, let it go
