Dr. Awkward - Wish I Made That [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Hey yo I'm two years in it
Still ain't got a hit
And I'm looking for an anthem
To prove that I'm legit
And maybe I should rap about Yoda
Hold up maybe I'll just rap about soda
Rap about Hulk
How I smash nerd rap obstacles
And crazy drug benders where I end up in the hospital
I'll rap about stuff like King Kong
Or hide a sick track where I talk about ping pong
Hot topic and how I won't shop there
A huge corporation that isn't punk rock
Maybe I'll embrace my old school dork
And write a song about the dark in a game named Zork
And maybe later I'll just rap about Bossk
Or the link but I'll spit it on dubstep
FPSs and how I can't be killed
Invite Felicia to join my guild

Boom Head shot
I wish I would a made that
Omega nerd
Man I wish I would a made that
I wish I would have rapped about Boba Fett's Vette
But it seems that I haven't earned my nerd cred yet
Goth Girls
I wish I would a made that
The Rappist
I wish I would a made that
I wish I would of stated that I never want to grow up
Cause then only then will my music start to blow up

And yo I'm thinking about writing a song in leet speak
Or rocking the kotatsu just to see that I'm a geek
Maybe just rap on some Megaman beats
And give love to the shorties and how I love sweets
Bubblegum Candy
How about Mandy
And maybe I should rap on how the girls can't stand me
Fly spaceships and browncoat pilots
Cause I am ah I am ah I am a pirate
Speak on haterism dis go on my vox
Rap in caps lock and look like Guy Fawkes
Rap behind my eyes and trying for the river
So I'm a level up with my sword and quiver
Stardate one captains log
And yo I'd love to write a song called I Hate Your Blog
Adapt the style that's punctuated when I spit it
And write a song about an evil little virtuoso kid
Jet packs ice cream
Zelda pipe dream
Sonic light beams
Gym class light stream
Write a song about jocks and how I get payback
Nerds rise up man I wish I would a made that

Boom Head shot
I wish I would a made that
Omega nerd
Man I wish I would a made that
I wish I would have rapped about Boba Fett's Vette
But it seems that I haven't earned my nerd cred yet
Goth Girls
I wish I would a made that
The Rappist
I wish I would a made that
I wish I would of stated that I never want to grow up
Cause then only then will my music start to blow up