Drrty Pharms - Crystal Is A Boy's Best Friend [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

M4MW when I double team
Fuck a bitch with a couple Ds
They can cuckold me
I brought the whip and they got the weed
They can light it as DP DPs 'til this bitch bleeds
Feeling cocky, but I'm cucky
Cause my dick size is sucky
But I'm lovin' all the bitches that are touchin' me
Everything's hot but her free will, Butterfree
My Caterpie is hardening
Your bitch will soon be martyred to a harder D
Not talkin 'bout The Office when I say she's taking BBC
Or Ed, Edd and Eddy when she gettin' double D
Hop on Grindr, tryina find some interracial
Cause your bitch is insatiable
I'm peelin' off her facial
And clownin' bloody creampies, they whiter than my nasal
As she gapin' round the hazel dick, plummeting appraisal
Next thing, my nigga Ziggy
And his Pig have brought the whip to pick me and smoke meth 'til I'm sickly
Lookin' twiggy as I relapse
3 Pabsts
I'm takin' dopey key bumps so I'll relax
I'm stressin' 'bout the future like a Jetson
I'm testin', but soon I'll overdo it
Finna cut my dick off cause I'm Jewish
But screw it I'm like YOLO
I be that white nigga in Jordans and a Polo
I run New York, bitch, you can call me Cuomo
My reading list is po mo
These hoes like my photos
Now go fuck a homo
Crystal is a boy's best friend
Smoke 30 rocks of Tina on West End
My special crystal meth blend
My life's been like Breaking Bad since my bad breakup
I miss my ex, I miss the sex, I'm on that grey and beige dust
I'm hoping you'll feel pity as I self-destruct
I'm hella fucked, slowly decaying as I smoke on a vanilla Dutch
But, really, I just hope that you'll feel bad for me
A tragedy, I'm tweaking as I'm jerking off my shriveled up Caterpie