Ej Laflare - Groundhog Day [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1]

I used to think that being abnormal was just a fucking curse
And convinced myself there was nothing worse
I guess because I had friends who thought I was weird
I had my own drive, but they weren't gracious enough to let me steer
I dealt by laying in my bed and shedding tears
All of this bullshit went on for about seven years
I could've spoke, but my voice was like Tevin Campbell's
These animals just ignored me and formed a clique, and wouldn't let me near
These damn animals damaged me, they ain't even know it
Or maybe they did, now that I think about it
But anyway, it's situations like that that caused me to become more stoic
So I was given a gift and it fit me to bestow it
"Well, did they finally accept you?"
You'd think so, but no
It's a damn shame, they still shun me and think I don't know it
But this is my moment, and they're stuck in the past
So if they have a problem, then out their asshole's where they can blow it!

[Verse 2]

I used to think I had bad luck, but it never got to me though
Feeling like Dirk at free throw
Until I stepped in a pile of dog shit and got bit by a bunch of dumb mosquitos
Then sat next to them girls, who looked at me like "Please go"
Of course, I'm pretty sure even if I didn't step in manure, they'd still be looking at me like I look at whores
With the "Something stinks" face
Cause they think they are better than me?
Bitch please, I am at least great
At least fate has been sealed for me
I'm destined to be a rapper, the Mad Hatter of all of Dallas
While you're in your parents basement at night with your whore friends
Having oral sex
Giving herpes to all your boyfriends
"What'd you say to me?"
Oh bitch I know you heard me
"This person's words are so inadvertent and hurting
They hit me like Tyler Durden
How dare you use these words just to hurt me?
Side note: How the fuck did he know that I had herpes?"
"What? You've got herpes?!"

[Verse 3]

Fast-forward four more years in the near future
I'm sixteen with big dreams, but my fear's super
They say my time is near
Oh, could it be finally here?
Finally, it's about damn time I got my time to steer
Because when I was twelve, niggas weren't tryna hear
Now they show me love
You want love?
You won't find it here
But I was sixteen, technically still a teen
So I gave them all love, not knowing I was naive though
But who the fuck would you believe if you had people saying they were your friends?
Though it was a bunch of fecal matter
But my dreams were never shattered
It seems that these things weren't enough to throw me off the ladder
Excuse me if it sounds like I'm just mad, boo
But they can fuck theirselves in the can with a piece of bamboo for all I care
Kick rocks while wearing sandals
And sit back and watch what this crazy fucker can do

[Break]

Like, I'm really crazy
I wasn't lying about that shit
I'm really fucking crazy

[Verse 4]

I think the straps on my straitjacket just came aloose
And I'll attack, so get back if it's all the same to you
Cause I'm insane, there's not fucking brain in my cranium
My emotions are scarce, and my fucking heart is titanium
And at my age, it's too difficult to fight this
Cause I know that it'll fight back
And I don't like that
And I might have to adjust if one day I end up changing to something better
But I refuse to rap like everybody just for cheddar
Cause I don't pack no Mac's
I pack snacks in the back of a Cadillac
With a fat broad eating the fat off the Popeye's chicken I just got from the drive-thru
While I'm looking for a secluded alley we can drive to
King Scott, the misogynistic maniac
Cause I don't fuck with these bitch rappers, I ain't just saying that
Maybe I'm an emotionless bastard, who thinks that nothing matters
Or I'm just a kid who listened to too much Marshall Mathers