Ej Laflare - Surprise Myself [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1]
She said "Ej, Ej, Ej, fuck me like you love me"
I said "Nikki, Nikki, Nikki, I want more than your cuddy"
Oh but don't get me wrong, your pussy don't disappoint
And no, I'm not dissing you, girl I'm just making a point
Cuz I want more than your body, girl you can give me your heart
And if you love me forever, baby then that is a start
She said "Forever"?
Yeah forever, Drizzy Drake forever
Cuz I wanna give my heart to you, but that might take forever
So we're taking it slow, watching each day as it comes
Cuz I think you could be my wife, and I don't say that too much
But I call you when I'm sick
Or when I'm drunk and alone
Or when I need somebody on the other end of the phone
But she calls me when she's horny
Or when she's drunk out her mind
And I'm human, I can't fucking lie, I do that sometimes
So when you pick up the phone, and you're hearing me say this
I only told you I loved you cuz I'm faded, man

[Hook]
Yeah, sometimes I surprise myself
Cuz I wonder why I'm by myself
Because I love 'em too fast
So I develop feelings in a hurry
And every time, it'll always come back to hurt me
Damn, sometimes I surprise myself

[Verse 2]
She said "Ej, Ej, Ej, fuck me like you need me
I said "Jazzy, Jazzy, Jazzy, Why won't you believe me?
Girl I need you like a diver needs an oxygen tank"
She said "stop calling me drunk"
I tried to stop, but I can't
Now did your ass get thicker?
Did your hair get longer?
Did your face get cuter?
Nah the drinks got stronger
But this ain't real love
We're just so gone
All the feelings I thought were right were really so wrong, damn
Clothes on the floor
Mascara on my pillow
I say "Let down your hair, and whip it like your Willow"
We quench our thirst by taking shots in my living room
That means we're gonna keep drinking until the bottle spills over
Then, in a few minutes we're at it again
And she ain't like reality, so we had to pretend
I know you're hearing me say this
She only told me she needs me cuz she's faded

[Hook]

[Verse 3]
She said "Ej, Ej, Ej, fuck me like I'm still a virgin"
Wait Kiki, I thought you were still a virgin
I should've known, them panties cam off too fast
"I'm not a professor, but I'm taking that pussy to class"
Is what I would be saying if I was gonna one-night her
But I caught feelings too fast, they gassed up the fire
I'm talking wedding rings, she's talking Trojan Magnums
But she don't know relationships, because she's never had one
We keep throwing back shots to help us relax
But now we're so fucking drunk, that it doesn't help
I'm finna fuck this pretty girl in one of my shirts
You think that I'd be ashamed of my fucking self
She's rolling up a stem, while I sit back and think
I only said I loved her cuz I had too much to drink
And I don't really love her
And it's racking my brain
But then she turns and confesses to me, she did the same

[Hook]