Eminem - Get You Mad [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro]
Yo mic-check Testing
1, 2...fuck
My dick
My nuts

[Verse 1]
My attitude is worse than NWA's was
I'll battle you over stupid shit and diss people
Who ain't have shit to do with it like Cool J does (my tattoo)
You see me standin' outside of your building
Screaming, "Puffy is good, but Slim Shady is for the children"
I look at my life in a new light, fuck it
Give me two mics, I write songs for me
Fuck what you like
You probably hear me rap half-hearted
Cause I don't like rap anyway
I'm just tryna get my porno career started
Every place and event, been there, done that
Shit, Dre stuck me in a suitcase when he went
Want a deal, study these five chapters:
Lesson One: throw demos as hard as you can at signed rappers
Lesson Two: face em and diss 'em
Don't give em a demo; kidnap 'em
And make em come to your basement and listen
Lesson Three: get a job at a label
Switch demos with Canibus and put yours on the owner's table
Lesson Four: know you heard this before
Hey let me get your number I'll call you tomorrow, for sure
Don't act like a fan, you wanna get signed
Get the whitest A&R you can find
Pull him aside and rap as whack as you can
Lesson Five: get a hook-up at Jive
Dress up like I.C.P. and have them come see you perform live
And that's the key, but when you see me on the street
I ain't giving you shit, bitch, don't even bother asking me
Toilet water splashes me right in the ass when I'm spitting
Cause I'm always shitting when I'm rapping like Master P (UNNNGGGGH)
Got a blowjob from Paula Jones
And stuffed it so far in her mouth
My balls broke both of her collarbones
Told Mya this shit was all about me-ah
Gave Alyssa Milano syphilis, mono and gonorrhea
And all three of my main girls said see-ya
Cause Brandy and Monica walked in and caught me fucking Aaliyah
I splish-splash while I'm taking a bath
Grab a handful of pills, break em in half, take em and laugh
White trash, fucking your wife in the ass
While you're out siphoning gas for your lawn mower to cut the grass

[Hook]
So if I hurt your self-esteem and you get dissed too bad
You know I just be saying that to get you mad
And when I rap about a buncha shit you wished you had (a big dick)
You know I just be saying that to get you mad
I can't listen to that song, that shit's too sad
You know I just be saying that to get you mad
He'll never make it, his wrist is slit too bad
You know I just be saying that to get you mad

[Verse 2]
What a wonderful day, I should go outside and play
Ain't no need to sit inside the house and hibernate
Hi Renée, I was just about to toss a live grenade
In your driveway and drive away
Are you afraid of a blade made of a razor with AIDS
Blood dripping from it
Ripping your stomach like a paper mâché
You talk alotta shit but you was never ill though
I'm sick enough to beat you to death with a feather pillow
Tipped over some cows, just for a joke and a laugh
Jumped up, choked a giraffe, snapped his neck and broke it in half
Waging wars, went on stage and sprayed Cage with Agent Orange
And wiped my ass with his page in Source
The demon is here, steaming this year
I rip [Mystikal's] voice box out and scream in his ear (AHHHHHH)
It's not a gimmick bitch; it's an image, I live it
Give a fuck, I don't know what a fuck is to give it
Yeah I don't think this guy is well, I'm high as hell
I'll beat you with a live cat when I'm swinging him by his tail
I'll fucking, I'll fucking, lay your nuts on the dresser
Just your nutsack by itself and bang them shits with a spiked bat
Cut your neck off and sew your head right back and leave you like that
You just triggered the prick who just mixed liquor
Who's itching to leave you disfigured
And stiffer than Chris-stiff-er Reeves
I was teething with strep throat, while your mother was breastfeeding
And gave her the flesh-eating disease
I'm iller than takin' a hammer and beating your knees
And walking through South Central L.A., bleeding in jeans
(Am I a Blood or a Crip)
Waking up the next day in breathing machines
Flashing back to being shot and repeating the scenes
On how you just got smoked
And if you do live, you'll be too scared to tell it like a Biggie and Pac joke

[Hook]