[Intro]
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Okay, aight aight aight aight aight aight
Yo, yo.. yo, yo
Aight I'mma lay the chorus first
Here we go now
[Hook]
My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
That's why I am like I am, cause I'm like her
Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
That's why I'm on, what I'm on, cause I'm my mom
[Verse 1]
My mom, my mom
I know you're probably tired
Of hearing bout my mom, oh-ho, whoa-ho
But this is just a story of when I was just a shorty
And how I became hooked on Va-aliu-ums
Valium was in everything, food that I ate
The water that I drank, fucking peas on my plate
She sprinkled just enough of it to season my steak
So every day I'd have at least three stomachaches
Now tell me, what kinda mother would wanna see her
Son grow up to be an under-a-fucking-chiever
My teacher didn't think I was gonna be nothing either
"What the fuck you sticking gum up under the fucking seat for?"
"Mrs. Mathers your son has been huffing ether
Either that or the motherfucker's been puffing reefer."
But all this huffing and puffing wasn't what it was either
It was neither, I was buzzing but it wasn't what she thought
Pee in a teacup, bitch you ain't my keeper
I'm sleeping, what the fuck you keep on fucking with me for
Slut you need to leave me the fuck alone
I ain't playing, go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra
[Hook]
[Verse 2]
Wait a minute, this ain't dinner, this is paint thinner
You ate it yesterday, I ain't hear no complaints, did I
Now here's a plate full of painkillers, now just wait til
I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes
You little motherfucker
I'll make you sit there and make that
Retarded fucking face without even tasting it
You better lick the fucking plate, you ain't wasting it
Put your face in it fore I throw you in the basement again
And I ain't giving in, you're gonna just sit there
In one fucking place finnickin til next Thanksgiving and
If you still ain't finished it I'll use the same shit again
Then when I make spinach dip it'll be placed in the shit
You little shit, wanna sit there and play innocent
A rack fell and hit me in K-Mart and they witnessed it
Child support, your father he ain't sent the shit
And so what if he did
It's none of your dang business, kid
[Bridge]
My mom there's no one else quite like my mom
I know I should let bygones be bygones
But she's the reason why I am high on what I'm high on
Cause
[Hook]
[Verse 3]
My mom loved Valium, now all I am
Is a party animal, I am what I am
But I'm strong to the finish with me Valium spinach
But my buzz only lasts about two minutes
But I don't wanna swallow it without chewing it
I can't even write a rhyme without you in it
My Valium, my Vaaaaaa-liummmm, ohh
Man I never thought that I could ever be
A drug addict, naw
Fuck that I can't have it happen to me
But that's actually what has ended up happening
A tragedy
The fucking past ended up catching me
And it's probably where I got acquainted with the taste, ain't it
Pharmaceuticals are the bomb Ma, beautiful
She killed the fucking dog with the medicine she done fed it
Feed it a fucking aspirin and say that it has a headache
Here, want a snack
You hungry you fucking brat
Look at that, it's a Xanax
Take it and take a nap
Eat it
But I don't need it
Well fuck it then break it up
Take a little piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up
Aight Ma you win
I don't feel like arguing
I'll do it, pop it, gobble it and start wobbling
Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, trip then I fall in bed
With a bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobblehead
[Hook]
[Outro: Eminem]
My mom, I'm just like her
My mom, my mom, my mom
My mom, my mom, my mom
My mom, my mom, my mom
My mom, my momma
Me momma, ay like-a da momma
Haha, sorry mom
I still love you though
Dr. Dre 2010, ay this shit is hella hard homie
Yo, take us on outta here, woo
