Eminem - Record Store 1 (Skit) [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

(Dial tone)

[Eminem & Fat Beats Receptionist]
(Fat Beats)
Um, I was wondering if you have, um, wha-what's his name?
Sli-Eminem, or Slim Shady
Cause a friend of mine's got the album (already?)
Yeah! (He bought it?)--The whole album
I don't know if he bought it, I don't know if he got it off the internet
I don't know, I don't know what the deal is (uh huh)
I don't know, but he's got it, like--(Yeah, well we don't-we're not selling it)
Aww, well cause the third, have you heard the third track? (No I haven't heard it)
Th-the, okay, aw, I was wondering who produced it, the third track
I don't know, cause the snare, the snare is like "csh, csh, csh"
(Well I really don't know, I don't know the song)
Aw okay, alright
Well if it-cause everybody's telling me they have it
I don't, I don't know, is it--(Yeah I don't, I don't know where it's at either)
Oh okay, is Ka--(I have to take another call sir)
Okay I didn't mean to hold you up I'm sorry (alright)
Fuck you!