Enter Shikari - The Jester [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

"Err, simmer down, ladies and gentlemen, simmer down, hey
You're acting rather irresponsibly right now, god damn you all"

Hold your horses, steady now
'Cos we're floating precariously and therefore furthermore frivolously
On tectonic plates
Everything we stand on and everything we stand for
Is rather unstable right now

So I think I'll kill some time and have you done medium rare
But I think I'll tease my palate with some crudités, just to prepare
You see, we've had a joker in the pack now for quite some time
So I reckon it's just about time we roast this swine

Ahhrgh! This is a crock of shit I refuse to be fed!
So knuckle down and use your head
Can it sunshine, bottle it up you ponce
Then knock me up a dish with some vol-au-vents

Now I think we should take a leaf from the promised book (Burn it up, burn it up)
Now I think we should take a leaf from the promised book (Burn it up, burn it up)
Let's throw it up and start again
Let's throw it up and start again

Nicely does it now
Steady
Hold
Hold, target locked
Cop a load of this one

Oh, yeah

Ah, that was great, my compliments to the chef, I'm very satisfied
So I'll be sure to dine here again, fine cuisine
The stuffed cheeks were very agreeable
All in all, a splendid spread