[Intro]
More Action!
More Excitement!
More Everything!
Oh, *sirens*
[Spoken]
Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen..
Across
Step right up & step off the train...
(promise) **THE LAND BEFORE TIME**
*Welcome to America*
(i promise) **ALL THE FREAKS ARE HERE**
*All you have to do is make a promise**
(i promise, i promise) AND STAY ON THE GRIND
(i promise, you give it to me, i'll give it to you)
I have the sight
(i promise, I promise) 30 THOUSAND MILLAWATTS OF POWER BABY
RADIATING YOUR SOULS
*Sign right here, on the dotted line*
C'MON GETCHU SOME FREE
(I promise)
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BEFORE EXITING THE SHRING
(I promise, i promise, you give it to me, i'll give it to you)
PLEASE LEAVE YOUR VALUABLES, DIAMONDS, RUBIES AND PEARLS
(i promise, i promise)
IN THE CABINENT ADJACENT TO YOUR LEFT (Amerykahn Promise)
UM THE PUSSYCATS AND THE JACKLES, YOU CAN LEAVE THEM WITH ME, haha
I WONT STEAL YOUR GOLD
Promise to you baby, I'll love you tooth for tooth and eye for eye
(CUS WE TAKE YOUR HISTORY
AND MAKE IT MODERN MYSTERY, YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYIN?
(*mommy, I'm scared*)
WELCOME ALL!
Promise to you baby, I'll love you tru and good till the day I die
OH WE LOVE YOU (just sign right here)
WE LOVE TO LOVE YOU (is it on hurt?)
Promise, Promise Amerykhan promise
WE LOVE TO SUCK YOU DRY! (oh no, freedom's here)
Promise Promise Amerykhan promise
ALL THE WHILE, INCLUDING YOUR HIGH (i just want some new hips, new lips)
C'mon
Promise to you (MONEY) baby, (SEX) anything you want you know I'll buy
(it's the amerykahn dream, everyone has one, get one)
Promise to you baby, you will never have ask to me why
EXCUSE, EXCUSE ME YOUNG LADY, EXCUSE ME!
YOU'RE CAUSING QUITE A DISTURBANCE OVER HERE (promise)
(a lil raunchy)I WANT EVERYONE TO SEE THIS
Promise, Promise Amerykhan promise!
(does this mean we'll never see moo again?)
I THINK WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO MAKE AN EXAMPLE OUTTA HER
RID ME OF HER SIGHT
Promise, Promise Amerykhan promise
FREEDOM WHATEVER, GIVE ME A, GIVE ME A BRAIN TISSUE SAMPLE
MIGHT BE GOOD FOR LATER, I MIGHT NEED THAT
Promise, Promise Amerykhan promise
ANYONE ELSE HAVE ANY QUESTIONS?
Promise Promise Amerykhan promise
Promise I'll love you till the day I die
Promise I'll love you good
And give you the sky
(WELL GON' GIVE IT TO ME THEN)
Promise I'll never love another guy
Promise I'll give you things, that you can't buy
I'll give you my nose
I'll give you my toes
I'll give you my eyes
I'll give you my ears
I'll give you my hands
I'll give you my lips
I'll give you my tongue
I'll give you my thighs
(SEE) Damn near anything you want
(DO YOU SEE HOW EASY IT IS
YOU SEE WHAT WE CAN DO WITH A LITTLE BIT OF WORK
AND EFFORT PEOPLE?
Promise to you baby
(I LOVE AMERICA, SUCH A BEAUTIFUL PLACE)
I'll love you tooth for tooth and eye for eye
OH, you think i can get a new uh...(i promise) heart?
(i promise, you give it to me, i'll give it to you)
THIS IS THE PLACE WHERE IT ALL GOES DOWN, (i promise)
EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT
EVERYTHING YOU COULD DESIRE (uh c'mon)
Promise, Promise, Amerykahn promise
Look mother, free radiation, RIGHT THERE
HAHOOOO, I'M COMIN TO AMERYKAH BABY
WELCOME!
OH, c'mon
Eh, eh excuse me sir, (Uh YES, YES LITTLE GIRL)
Has anyone seen my 42 laws?
OH MY SORRY, WE'RE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR LOST ARTICLES AND THANGS
Oh
Ok, so whenever he say a key word
Everybody just shout ON QUE
That's not science
Shhhh, shhhhhs, shhh, not spose to say...
