Flaccid Jacks - Nobody Cares [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1]
I don't feel excluded
When you hang with your sweetpea
But when you fuck with my friends
I won't agree to disagree
And when you call them losers
Then I see the irony
They don't want you in their lives
But you can't let 'em be

You seem to like to sting
My friends and I like a killer bee
But because you've got some family ties
Doesn't make you Wayne Gretzky
You act like you've worked a life
Like you're a retiree
You're a burning irritant
And you're making me achy

[Chorus]
You don't have to understand
How much of a jackass you are
Cause in the end, nobody cares

[Verse 2]
You think that you're a hailstorm
But you're just a shameless flea
You can't dub yourself clever
If you can't define Bel esprit
If you're so fucking famous
Where's your face on the marquee?
Just cause you talk to blondie
Doesn't make you that gutsy

I think that you should beware
Of what I smite unto thee
I can't handle being friends with you
It's just too damn crazy
You think you're playing smoothly
But you're surrounded in debris
You think that you're intelligent
But you won't earn your degree

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
I'm so mad that you can't cool me off
You can't fan me with AC
The way you're pettily behaving
Is what has got me so angry
You're the main source to my reactions
You're my cellular ATP
So here's to separation
Hell, let's have a jubilee

Tis a night for celebration
Yes, I'm throwing a party
You won't see your name right on that list
Cause you're an absentee
The days of your spite are over
You won't strip my dignity
One last farewell wish I give you
I hope you get Hepatitis B

[Chorus]

Nobody cares