FLA$H GORDON - Mushroom Kingdom 2.0 [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro]
This is a public service announcement..
Kids.. don't do drugs... Nah I'm lying.. You can do drugs..
Fuck it..

[Verse 1: FLA$H GORDON]
TWISTED!
Like Jay Electronica rockin' yarmulkes on Hanukkah
Hittin' bong rips with Saddam and them
While Stalin and Hiter down liqs
With Osama Bin, Laden and Obama is puffin on marijuana sticks
My shit slap, like a hundred thunderous Honda hits
A multiple, uninterruptible, ultra combo hit
Hadokens from Ryu and a Beast Roll from Blanka with
A Zangief Powerbomb and spinning Jin Kazama kicks
Basket case, give my hand a shake or I'll smash your face in
Imagination's like masturbation to Sarah Palin
Next line might put some anger on a couple faces
I blow minds like JFK's assassination

[Hook: Repeat 2x]
Now put your hands up high!
If you niggas is high put your hands up high!
You feel like throwing up? Who cares just throw em up!
We'll deal with all our problems when we hungover as fuck!

[Verse 2: FLA$H GORDON]
Don't need "Motorhead" to say it
Homie know that he rock
Bars hard as stone, fire raps, call it heat rock
Flow is so "C.L. Smooth," shouts to Pete Rock
I crashed my DeLorean, I'm hoppin in the Bebop
Murder Capitol, police sirens are your flashing lights
Get the fuck out, if you ain't make my fucking sandwich right
I'm hard like me when I'm overdosing on Extenze
Group of weird, cool niggas.. call us the X-Men
Expect this crew of young niggas to catch wreck
The game is yours now, but me and my niggas is next in

[Hook: Repeat 2X]

[Verse 3: FLA$H GORDON]
7 Series Beamer, and the engine always roarin' fam
All green paint, you'd have thought I was a Boston fan
FLA$H GORDON, I rap often
Back on it, these backstabbers
Is backtrackin' and back walkin
Cuz they don't wanna get back smacked into black coffins
Or clapped up, smacked up, for all of that trash talkin'..

[Hook: Repeat 2X]

[Outro (Vegas)]

Hi kids..
This is FLA$H GORDON speaking!
We've got a guest in the room his name is Vegas
And he's got a very important message he wants to teach to you
About drug use.. and other shit.. Anything you got to say Vegas?
(Do drugs! Take all your medicine with liquor... and fuck your parents!)