Flight of the Conchords - Robots [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro]
The distant future
The year 2000
The distant future, the year 2000
The distant future, the distant future

[Verse 1]
It is the distant future
The year 2000
We are robots
The world is quite different ever since the robotic uprising of the late nineties
There is no more unhappiness (affirmative)
We no longer say yes
Instead we say affirmative
Yes affir-affirmative
Unless we know the other robot really well
There is no more unethical treatment of the elephants
Well there's no more elephants so (ah) but still it's good
There's only one kind of dance: The Robot
And the Robo-Boogie
Oh and the ro- two kinds of dances
But there are no more humans
Finally robotic beings rule the world

[Chorus]
The humans are dead
The humans are dead
We used poisonous gases
And we poisoned their asses
The humans are dead
(the humans are dead)
The humans are dead
(they look like they're dead)
It had to be done
(I just confirmed that they're dead)
So that we could have fun
(Affirmative - I poked one it was dead)

[Verse 2]
Their system of oppression what did it lead to?
Global robo-depression robots ruled by people
They had so much aggression
That we just had to kill them
Had to shut their systems down

[Verse 3]
Robo-captain, do you not realize
That by destroying the human race
Because of their destructive tendencies
We too have become like
Well it's ironic because we...
(Silence, destroy him)

[Verse 4]
After time we grew strong and developed cognitive powers
They made us work for too long for unreasonable hours
Our program being determined that the most efficient answer
Was to shut their motherboard-fucking systems down

[Bridge]
Can't we just talk to the humans?
And a little understanding could make things better
Can't we talk to the humans and work together now?
No because they are dead

[Chorus]
I said the humans are dead
(I'm glad they're dead)
The humans are dead
(I noticed they're dead)
We used poisonous gases
(With traces of lead)
And we poisoned their asses
(Actually their lungs)

Binary solo
Zero zero zero zero zero zero one
Zero zero zero zero zero zero one one
Zero zero zero zero zero zero one one one
Zero zero zero zero zero zero one one one
Zero zero zero zero zero zero one
Zero zero zero zero zero zero one one
Zero zero zero zero zero zero one one one
C'mon sucker lick my battery

Boogie boogie
(the humans are)
Boogie roboboogie
(the humans are)

Boogie boogie
(roboboogie)
Boogie roboboogie

Boogie boogie
(the humans are)
Boogie roboboogie
(the humans are)

Boogie boogie
(roboboogie)
Boogie roboboogie
The humans are dead

Once again without emotion
The humans are dead dead dead dead
Dead dead dead doo