Frank Zappa - Oh-Umm [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Gilly: Ohh. Umm. Hmm
Girl #1: That's how long I've been here. I've been here ever since, ever since it got dark I've been here
Louis: How did you get in my home? This is my piano. How did you get in here?
Motorhead: I thought it was my piano
Louis: It's mine
Roy: Since when?
Louis: Since about 10 years ago its mine
Roy: You sure?
Louis: Yes, positively
Roy: No, it was mine
Louis: This is a small place, you must be blind you know
Motorhead: Where were you at?
Roy: Could have been one nine . . . No, it couldn't have been one-nine-oh . .
Louis: It couldn't have been any more . . . How about try, just try 'G' . .
Roy: How did you happen to get in here?
Louis: My mother said to me "You're a bad boy, Louis the Turkey. You'd better, you'd you you you'd better go on 'E' and stay on 'E' and you'll never see the world . . . you're a bad boy cause you you went to the bathroom on the floor!" you know?
Motorhead: Did they make you clean it up?
Louis: No, they made me eat it
Roy: Ooh