Free Parking! - My Girlfriend is a Robot [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Ichi! Ni! San! Shi!

[Verse 1]
When I wake up I wonder where you get your energy
Then one day you showed me your battery

I found you in a trash can in Japan
One whirr of your drive and I knew I’d be your man
Just help me understand! Why can’t you see?

[Chorus]
Why? Why why why...?
Why do you feel so cold when I hold you close?
You’ll never die, die die die...
You’ll remain seventeen forever as I go

[Verse 2]
You know that she can fly, fights like a samurai
I see her soaring through the midnight sky
She’s leaving me behind

I want to hold her arm-cannon, if I can and
Take her away when she’s treated like a weapon
I don’t want her to go through that again

[Chorus]
Why? Why why why...?
Why do you feel so cold when I hold you close?
You’ll never die, die die die...
You’ll remain seventeen forever as I go

[Middle-8]
My girlfriend is a robot
I know she’ll never get caught by the Gestapo

[Speaking: Brendan]
Hey baby, how many terabytes you got under that hood?
Your random access memory is a turn-on, love
Can I put my floppy in your disk drive?

[Chorus]
Why? Why why why...?
Why do you feel so cold when I hold you close?
You’ll never die, die die die...
You’ll remain seventeen forever as I go

[Chorus: Brendan]
Why? Why why why...?
Why do you feel so cold, so fucking frigid, when I hold you?
When I hold you, when I hold you
[Scatting]
Seventeen forever!
Will you take care of me when I am dying of cancer inside the retirement home?