I Saw A Fat Police Officer Pissing, When I Open The Door, Door, Door
One Of The Primary Reasons Why I Skipped Mexico And Go To Ecuador
The Police Officer Told Me That He Wouldn't Do It Anymore, More, More
And As A Gift, He Would Give Me His Daughter, SO I CAN MAKE HER MY HOE
[THE RAPPING IN APPRECIATEN BEGINS ]
Verse 1: My Bone Is The iPhone, And Yo Thot Is The Otter-BOX
And She's Inhaling Me Like The Tater Tots That's Hot
I Tell Her Baby Watch The Clock Cause At About Three, When I'm Finished, Shit Its Crickets, Call My Nigga Jiminy
I Hot Want Hot Wings, Keep Your Fricassee Bitches Please, Hit Your Knees
Lick 'Em Easily And Kick Some Micka Fricken Leaves
Adapt To My Profligacy, Man These Niggas Don't Wanna Listen To Me
Notably The Deaf Niggas, Its Alright When I Leave Niggas, Three Minutes Is One Hundred Eighty Second, Loads Blown
I'm Bugs, You're Roger Rabbit, Play The Part You Act And Go Home !!!!!!
Toad Cloned Homeboys Couldn't Hop With Me, Flows Cold Don't Be Alarmed To See Snot Drippling
And I Got The Wrigley's Gum In My Mouth, Make These Girls Turn Their Nose Up Like There's A Bum In Their House
I Often Misspell Words, But That's Not Incompetence
It's Cause I Crap On Those Who Rap, How's That For Incontinence??
I'm The Nigga You Don't Follow In Line, Like The Dude Who Would Stop To Spit
My Girl Has A Nice Pedicure, And She Shows Dominance
I Give Her What She Needs, So In Turn She Calls Me Consequence
Then I Do What Makes Me Known To Rap As A Sodomist
Yeah I Made A Word Up,Bitch, Say "FUDGE WILLI'S THE SHIT" I'm Like "Word Up BITCH"!
Turd Sucking Shit Boys, Coprophiliacs
I Pull My Dick Out Cause She Said " I Know You're Fudge", But Then Asked "Where The WILLI At?"
Ya Girl Said I'm A Gentlemen,Nicer Than Fonzworth Bentley's Ass
She Looked Bumfuzzled When I Asked If She Tongue Shuffled Drum Stick Dick
Cum Guzzling From My Love Muscle, I'm Sicker Than A Nigga Off The Krokodil !!!!
Move The Fuck Over Headliners, Let Me Rock A While
I Can Beat My Dick To The Drum Patterns Of Chopper Style
Your Grandma Smiled When I Told Her That Her Pussy Doesn't Stink
She Said "That's Good, Cause I Only Wash It Once A Week In The Sink"
And Every Time I Blink, I See A Fucking Troll, Rolling Bails Of Hay Down A Narrow Road
Uno, Dos, Son, Four
Girl Don't Act Like You Ain't Ever Looked At A Booty Before
5,6,7,8,9,10 We Call This Here A Little 20 Twin Twin
Straight Off The T.V. Stalking Mordecai,Finn, Ben 10, Jimmy Neutron, Mulan, And Peppa Pig
I'm In Sudan With Dexter Briggs, Move On She's Just A Chick
In A Bronze Chevron, Transporting Two Blondes To Get There Fix
Then Two Meet A John, So They Can Put Tonsils On His Dick
Once The The Job Is Done, Run A Marathon To Tone Your Hips, Put My Palms Together And Kamehameha On You,BITCH
