Futuristic Sex Robotz - Welcome to the Internet [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[PC Speaker]
Sit down and take five while I defrag your drive
With Jack in the Box tacos and a dope G5
If you bought MySpace Records Volume 1
I'm gonna shoot you in the face with my internet gun
My harddrive is huge, MP3s are external
Back up off the urinal and write in my LiveJournal
At the 'puter all night cause my life is nocturnal
Data backup assures that my porn is eternal
"You crazy," that's what all those bitches got to say
So I whip it out and post a pic in my LJ
Friends only cause I don't want my Mom to see
If she saw, she'd cut off the internet and cable TV
But I don't give a fuck about those internet hoes
I gotta cut em off before they want to propose
Cause the herpes isn't covered by my HMOs
Delete 'em from my Buddy List if that's how it goes

[Motherboard]
Futuristic Sex Robotz, always on the scene
And we'll heat up your case just like an Athlon XP
We don't have no love for the internet skeeze
Cause our PayPal accounts are overflowing with green

[Coaxke]
Tripping balls in bathroom stalls, waiting for a fine ass bitch to call
The THC hits my CPU, and I'm chasing after dimes like an Orthodox Jew
Plug and play a bitch, I'm a player bitch
Like some virus shit, counting web site hits
My Punisher fan grill is illing, when I see you on the street, your shit will be spilling
I'll infect you with Sasser, and MS Blaster
Pop-ups be popping up faster and faster
I master, a DAT tape full of raw raps, perhaps, my shit make your whole crew collapse
All you hackers, who getting on my case, Coaxke is here, and I'll reformat your fucking face

[Motherboard]
Futuristic Sex Robotz, always on the scene
And we'll heat up your case just like an Athlon XP, (Sex Robotz motherfucker)
We don't have no love for the internet skeeze
Cause our PayPal accounts are overflowing with green

[PC Speaker]
Sit back, cause I got a little story to tell
And no I'm not talking about no AOL
I'm talking about how FireFox saved me from browser hell
While I was using Internet Explorer on my DSL
FireFox 0.3, it spoke to me, it said
"I'll make your life better than you ever could dream
I'll get rid of all those pop-ups for free MP3s
And I'll blow spyware's head off while it's down on its knees"

[Motherboard]
Futuristic Sex Robotz, always on the scene
And we'll heat up your case just like an Athlon XP, (Sex Robotz motherfucker)
We don't have no love for the internet skeeze
Cause our PayPal accounts are overflowing with green

[PC Speaker]
Yo, if you were spyware, you can't hear this shit anymore because you're fucking dead, motherfucker
We busting up the block with our iced out modded cases and 120mm Punisher fan-grills, motherfucker
And if your Mom talks shit to us, we'll kill her and burn her in a motherfucking van, motherfucker
And write about that shit in our LiveJournals, motherfucker
And if you want something crazy, like pineapple, fuck you, we'll kill you motherfucker