Glass Popcorn - Dubs Decides the Title of This Song [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

I spend my friday nights
Baskin' in blue back lights
Masked in these random tiny
Chat rooms that banned me twice

I am so random right
I'm good at branding right

Should I be flyin kites
Or picking dandelions
Man when I was in jr high I thought i'd be a future Dave Chappelle
I grew up and started actin' like future Brad Troemel

Oh well, I'm ill
You know that cuz I tell you
I am so ill I cannot find another god to kneel to
But I can't find a girl to send emojis to real late
What's the perfect emoji to ask her on date

I swear to god im tryin' not to be the way I am
On my twitter feed, on the internet alone, but damn

Im only on this beat cuz I never read the bible
Post this up on /b/, dubs decides the title

GO SO HARD THEY CALL ME GO SO HARD
Check my dubs girl.. check my klout score

Get out my room mom.. why don't you go to the store
And get some simply lemonade so I dont hate myself no more
Its getting brisk outside so I spend all my time inside
Wondering what there is to life but computers and iphone5
I wanna be a normal guy, like maybe joe the plumber

I wanna tell good jokes maybe like homestar runner
I wanna nice girl.. call her marzipan
Glasspopcorn you suck sincerely stan