[Intro: Trials]
I'm trapped in a deadly video game
Mr. Trials, K21
And the only man on earth who plays more Call of Duty than me
Seth Sentry, what's up motherfucker?
[Verse 1: K21]
I take a Leap of Faith, walking through the streets of Rage
Lead the way, reality escaped and never came home
They asked me where'd my day go, I told them that I'd laid low
From trying to find where in the world is Carmen Sandiego
They know that K owns, I make pro's the runner-up
And rage-quit, flip and smash the screen like it's Shuffle Puck
Thinking they can fuck with us, come on up
Put your money up, hit every button, bring a ton of luck
Rising when the sun is up, return of the Belushi
In Beast Mode, treating writer's block like it's Karoshi
Finito, you high punch, I parry it and sweep low
Kicked it with the redhead, she called herself D'Errico
The coldest it's Sub-Zero, how I leave votes, your team torn
Always get that lead score, tormenting your keyboard
Give me that controller and I see war, you been warned
Join the Battlefield squad and cover the jeep in C4
My clan tag reads "UMAD", I'm bad snatching crew's flags
Or find me [?]
So do that, do that, doo doo dat dat
Even if there's whack lag, I'll ransack all that you and your mans have
[Hook]
Trapped in a deadly video game
Trapped in a deadly video game
Trapped in a deadly video game
With just one man
[Verse 2: Seth Sentry]
I'm sick of all these morons telling me "get out more" (shut up)
It sounds boring, but I did it, I am outdoors
I'm at the park, with a slab of Draught on a patch of grass, staring at the stars
Thinking "Fucking hell, I can't believe how good these graphics are" (lifelike!)
Yo, what you know about a lonely little motor mouse, zoning out, only twelve
Blowing out the dust from the cartridge just to load it, get your little bro to hold it down
I know it well, so buy me Bonestorm or go to hell (do it)
That was way before I was 14, before I figured I could swear in a high score screen (fuck!)
Rap is just a stepping stone to getting stoned and being left alone
And playing Xbox at home as a professional
I'll let you know, I went to an expensive club
They had a strobe light, I said "Well fuck, this connection sucks"
What's the deal? It's like nothing's real
Saw a car crash on the news and my first thought was "Double kill"
I broke up with Amanda,cause I found some damper and a tent in a van
And man, I fucking hate campers
And hackers, aye yo they're dung, fork stab 'em
Be catching two flags in a row, spawn trap 'em
Complete madness, at least dammit I'm beast at it
With these cannons in each hand, I will wreak havoc
Give me some weed [?], some league matches
I'm tea bagging your weak clans, I just keep mashing, your D-padding
Bitch
[Hook]
[Verse 3: Trials]
Bam!
Put your quarter up
Fuck it, put your daughter up
I bet the best supplier in the world he couldn't score this much
And the warden sucks, I'm trying to escape
Pop the nazi in the face and have a party at my place (Wolfenstein!)
Stick a dollar in the [?] 'till it's soaked
Wrap it up in floss tight enough to pull, then in it goes
Double 0 (double 5), called it like a hundred times
Playing [?], saved a bunch of lives
If you're not rocking with Hardcore Mode, that's like playing high jump with your bar too low
Yo, remember all the porn that you tried to hide from mum and dad? (Yeah)
Mine was that, but instead a bunch of Hyper mags
I bump COD and my kill streaks are filthy
But this tan from the television isn't healthy
I sat down to play Street Fighter like "Alright, yo
I can do the Raging Demon even with my eyes closed"
Five rounds and I fucked 'em up flawless
Born in '83, I played games before cordless
Had two shit Atari's, one stolen Amiga
I was six, killing shit with the Splatterhouse in SEGA
Put your dollar up!
[Hook]
