Goof Herd - Meme [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1: Goof]
Yung goof, yung gilf, like those bitches in the apple tree
In 500 years you can find me on a tapestry
But that's just me, I get it laterally
I'm on a 6 to 9 ratio with the faculty
Countdown on my cellular to the day my dick is legal
All the chair leaners lmaoing at the book people
And I can sympathize cause I'm an ex book
Now these kids today are reading in their textbooks that the 17th century had the best memes of all time
Yeah, that's factual
Not a show poodle
But my flow is feudal
Tell me why I sound like a calamity
I'm pissing from banana trees
Off the Benny Netanyahu breeze
Like "Hey nerds, I'm a fucking midget."
24 goof hobos huffing crack coke
White Jamaican, faded off the lactose

[Verse 2: MC Low Income Housing]
AHHHHHHH goof on deck, bitch, walk the goof plank
I'd say it's pretty goof dank, smell like dead fish swag
Part of the seagull herd and we all wear an eyepatch
Cooking up sea weed, this looks like a good batch
2012 goof hat half white half black, really just walrus, I fuck with that
Apple sauce ass eatin' apple sauce ass
I can take your sass, Ms. Sassafras
Goof so hard, I can't feel my legs
Feel like a walrus
So fucking walrus
Female walrus on my dick (swag swag swag swag)
Molasses pirate bitch such memes fucking drown
Fuck a goof herd
Fuck a goop people
Call me turbo nerd
Frito Lay so evil
Sanitary robot dick
Samurai shanghai my dick
Lots of seagulls on my deck
Let me finish, I'll be quick