Grade Aplus - Drunk Right Now (Music Video) [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Intro
I must of fixed my nuts in the funniest way possible
Like I was kike, nah I was sittin there like, (stretching noise)
But man I had got Pilot Talk & shit and like turned that shit on
And fucking audio dope came on, You the one like "Spitta get this whole shit jumpin like"
That shit was cold as fuck to me, I started freestyling tho
That shit came out dope as hell

[Verse 1]
Grade'll get this whole shit jukin like
Half Backs when middle linebackers tryin to collide
Who am I? The newest guy that'll move inside a loser mind
& make his ass dope like me, he might be?
A lil slow at first, but I'm finna get your mind right
Cause I'm building an army like that ginger bitch in Twilight
And dont go judging me because I seen that
Cause i was with a chick and afterwards I got some mean cap
Leaned back & received that right there in a theater
Pen & Teller calling out bullshit
I been the better man, a nigga never ran
Unless i missed the ice cream truck wit money in my hand
(fuck I wanted a Chaco Taco)
Sticking to the plan, but running kinda late though
So I'mma cut some corners & hop in a nigga joe
Pop up in this blogging bitch face like "Hi, my name its Grade"
I'm dope so post my mixtape before you get raped

[Hook]
Cause a nigga broke as fuck right now
But I really dont care
Cause I'm headed where I'm going (going)
You gon see me there
Cause I'm drunk so I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck why because I'm drunk right now
I don't give a fuck why because I'm drunk
I don't give a fuck why because I'm drunk right now
Right now, right now

[Verse 2]
Im from the MurderWoods, where girls started bustin down in 6th grade
Niggas pride theyself up on their hooping or they pimp game
I sucked at both, came along in the latter though
But I ain't dunking shit unless I get to use a ladder bro
I'm 5'9" but when I rhyme i shine
Hard enough to leave yo muthafuckin eyes blind
So buy shades & buy Grade's tickets to shows
Come & kick it where we spitting the sickest of flows
The pretenders should know, that they shouldn't attend
My time done started when they told me it wouldn't begin
Now they lookin at him & throwing phony smiles
Same reason Grade A be dickin down they Tony Childs
And all they girlfriends, pimping till the world ends
Lyn, Mya and Joan's trying to get on a real man
And I be he, living and in the fleash
Dick her down drop her off, what I'm finna get into next
I ain't sue about it, probably kick it and play some infamous
Sippin this potion twice as potent as your liquor is
190 proof, a shot of Everclear a pint of juice
Drunker than a muthafucka what you trying to do?

[Hook]