Haf n' haf - Kick My Ish [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

(Intro)
Know most people wanna live fast and die young
But a lot of y'all are too high strung
So why don't we just mellow out, haha (D.B.S.C. bitch)

[Hook: Haf n' haf}
Slow my tempo down a bit
Flick my zip, ignite the spliff
As soon as y'all are listenin'
I'll begin to kick my shit

[Verse 1: Haf n' haf]

I.. took the time to roll this J up so nice
Just to smoke away the day, to let me ponder on life
Think I'll let my concious wander tonight
Take a break from the risks I take to conquer the mic

I'm.. gazing at the stars, dazed, wondering who I am
Its a big universe and I am just a puny man
Barely legal, fairly lethal on these groovy jams
Keep it cool, who are you to judge like Judy can?

Besides the point, with pen and joint I'm on a mission
But does he decide my life or is it my decision?
I got a vision, and a couple dollars saved too
But who you kidding? You ain't getting paid dude

I'll slap the funds out your mouth
Like, "fuck you talking 'bout?"
Don't make me shout, boy you better take another route
This is my paper trail, vapours I inhale
Smoking that potent, overloading my dome with endorphins

[Hook: Haf n' haf}
Slow my tempo down a bit
Flick my zip, ignite the spliff
As soon as y'all are listenin'
I'll begin to kick my shit (x2)

[Verse 2: Percy Piffus/Haf n' haf]
I'm like so what? I woke up, just so I could smoke up
And if the dro sucks
I'll guess I'll have to grab a whole blunt

Cause me without piff is like an elephant with no tusks
Ain't gotta be Khalifa just to say I fucking roll up (Uhuh)
Not to mention, all you niggas ask the fucking wrong questions
Need to, relieve your tension; grip a fucking bong session

& I'm guessin' if you chill with me then you'll stop stressin'
But I'll tell you right now, you'll also learn the wrong lesson
What you give is what you get, so for sure I'll get the best
Man there's no contest, since I'm better than the rest

Spending days at a desk, with my genius and my stress
Why the fuck would I study if this ain't even a test?
So I guess I confess that I'm tryna find success
As I express that I expect perfect, ain't nothing less

And as you're out there on the deck
Blowing cess from you chest
Just remember to live life and to life without regret /

Uh, I'm gripping blunts like Da Vince gripped the paintbrush
Lotta fake ones in the game, well that ain't us
Take chances, advance through the glances
And never slow your flow like molasses

The masses, wanna hear our spaz grooves
Influnced by jazz tunes
Goons, hash fumes, and fat raps by DOOM
Got attitude, steez, class, dank and jewels
And for half of all that, I should be thanking you

And bad girls get spanked in twos
That's one hand for her, one hand for you
Bet you dumbasses thought Haf n' haf was through
What?! I'm kicking more asses than Chan or Bruce

And I take it real slow on my avenue
Cause if life is on the move, then I'm the fuel
And.. That goes for every one of you
Don't leave the world right behind, its in front of you

Whether you dope, or an actor
Take it slow, not faster
Enjoy the fun and laughter, you wanna be a master
But taking time's a factor (Best believe it)
Just please take it slow you bastards or I'ma have to

[Hook: Haf n' haf}
Slow my tempo down a bit
Flick my zip, ignite the spliff
As soon as y'all are listenin'
I'll begin to kick my shit (x2)