Hand Hanzo - Hit The Sauce [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

(NOTE: THIS SONG IS WRITTEN BY LUNARKNIGHT. I TAKE NO CREDIT FOR MAKING THE SONG OR THE INSTRUMENTAL OR THE LONELY ISLAND SONG UPON WHICH ANY OF THIS IS BASED. I ONLY PUT MY NAME ON THIS AS THE PERFORMER.)

(NOTE: THE EXPLANATIONS TO THIS SONG INCLUDE SPOILERS)

Intro {Scootaloo in these brackets}
{Twilight, I'm glad you can admit you have a problem. Do you know what it is that drives you to drink?}
I can't really pinpoint it, doc
{I see, well then, how about you walk me through an average day?}
That sounds like a good idea, the first thing I do is...

Song
Make some friends! (hit the sauce!)
Pinkie's parties! (hit the sauce!)
Do science! (hit the sauce!)
Read a book! (hit the sauce!)
Call for Spike! (hit the sauce!)
Write a letter! (hit the sauce!)
At the Gala! (hit the sauce!)
Save the world! (hit the sauce!)
Pony boards! (hit the sauce!)
Troll the fuckers! (hit the sauce!)
Forever Alone! (hit the sauce!)
Parasprites! (hit the sauce!)
Keeping secrets! (hit the sauce!)
Pinkie's crazy! (hit the sauce!)
Spike loves Rarity! (hit the sauce!)
Eat a sandwich! (hit the sauce!)
5th place winner! (hit the sauce!)
Winter Wrap-Up! (hit the sauce!)
Show up Trixie! (hit the sauce!)
Cupcakes in my eye! (hit the sauce!)
Like a boss! (hit the sauce!)
I hate those kids! (hit the sauce!)
Oh, fuck, man, I can't fuckin' do it, SHIT!
Go insane! (hit the sauce!)
Play a game! (hit the sauce!)
Derped by Derp! (hit the sauce!)
Fun with Dash! (hit the sauce!)
Read her Cupcakes! (hit the sauce!)
Slumber party! (hit the sauce!)
Draw Scootabuse! (hit the sauce!)
Watch TV! (hit the sauce!)
I hate my friends! (hit the sauce!)
Turned to stone! (hit the sauce!)
Stalk my boss! (hit the sauce!)
Touch her horn! (hit the sauce!)
Banished to the moon! (hit the sauce!)
Burn with rage! (hit the sauce!)
Only ashes left! (hit the sauce!)
Now I'm dead! (hit the sauce!)

Outro {Scootaloo once again in these brackets}
{So that's an average day for you then?}
Undoubtably
{You're banished to the moon, burst into flames and then die?}
Sure do
{And did you say something about drawing Scootabuse in there?}
Nope
{Actually, I'm pretty sure you did}
Nah, you know I love you, Scoots. Wanna come have a drink with me?
{Twilight, I'm eight.}
Well I do like to hit the sauce
{I know, you said that like 400 times.}

LIKE A BAWSS