Hand Job Academy - Take Me 2 Skool [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Chorus]

Take me to school
I could be your teacher
I could be your teacher
I could be your teacher

Sex education
Underneath the bleachers
Underneath the bleachers
Underneath the bleachers

Take me to school
I could be your teacher
I could be your teacher
I could be your teacher

Sex education
Underneath the bleachers
Underneath the bleachers
Underneath the bleachers

[Verse 1: Big Dipper]

Boom cat
Watch your back
Dipper flip that hat back
I'm going in
For the win
Winky Face, silly grin
Text book savvy
Spoiled girl bratty
Big D on the cover
Of your tabloid maggy
1, 2, 3 to the hop scotch
On the bathroom floor
Sloppy cradle in that peach schnapps
Yeah bitch! (yeah bitch)
I'm giving eight shades
Fuck the public
This is the academy!
Just us girls
We hanging out
Bitch tits sitting pretty
Purring on the couch
We doing work (work!)
Yeah, we fight the good fight
On that sizzle double dribble
Gonna be a good night
Good night, moon
Good night, poon
Good night haters
Laying in the tomb
Kids' shit
Yeah, I'm about that life
Skipping dodge ball
And laying pipe

[Chorus]

[Verse 2: Clara Bizna$$]

Take me to church
I could be your preacher
Father figure
George Michaels
Smell my tshirt
Fingers in your mouth
Luck you like a feral creature
Come on over, darling
Lady business what to eat ya
Horny in the dormitory
Bedtime story
Conventional methods of making love
Kind of bore me
Business is the head mistress
Class ain't dismissed until you kiss
This gorgeous princess

[Verse 3: Ash Wednesday]

Welcome to my classroom
I'm Miss Wednesday
Boy, you gotta fat red
Marker you could lend me?
Meet me I the handicapped bathroom stall
Shhh! Quiet in study hall
[Hole??] so basically standard
I'm metric
Let me learn you some math
That you could really get with
The quadratic formula
Tatted on my inner thigh
I'll measure your circumference
Diameter times pi

[Verse 4: Lil' T]

They gonna put me on the short bus
Expect gum in your hairs
Got an AK in my fanny pack
I'm getting scared
Trying to meet my little hommies
By the swing set
Big D, Little T, Ash, and the Bizna$$
Yeah we do business
[???] part of [???]
Special catnip in the baggies
Sell my shit like Betty Crocker
Miss Davina right in front of me
Looking like a cougar
Get my 123's
And you can whip me
Like a student, bitch

[Chorus]

[Outro: Big Dipper]

Attention student body. If you are looking for a little extra credit, come get these assignments in the locker room