Harold McSloth - Random Verses [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Fuckin' a dead dog with Sonic the Hedgehog
Smokin' chronic in Bedrock with the doc
Called Dre, he get gay all day in the hallway
For four days, get on the floor laid
Open and drink fortay's like it's my forte
More ways to shock you, cock block Jews
By circumcision, in the circus, jerk it in their vision
And yes, I ball across these streets, pro Lacrosse player on these beats
Leave you diseased and deceased
Pissing on your grave at a rave playin' claves with the slaves in the attic
Actin' erratic while I jack it in a jack o lantern, cummin in your Fanta pantin'
Earn respect and burnin' necks of giraffes and laugh it off
Blastin' off with Jimmy Neutron, fuckin' you and his huge mom
This 'gon be a good night, gonna drink some Bud Lite
Smoke bud like a dyke on a motorbike listenin' to Toto's Mike play bass
I stay face to face and have a great time
Rapin' 89 year olds in their bare asshole with a bear's asshole shakin'
Pedobear bakin' cakes in, the forest actin' modest while he mods his Xbox 360 to play Dixie Chicks quickly
Gettin' sticky to Nicki Minaj in camouflage suckin' huge animal cocks in Gary Numan's car
With Jar Jar Bink's dick shrinks when he sees 1 guy 1 jar
Shrink he has to see
Have to pee accurately on an alpaca's teeth and mackin' each
Hold the phone, rape your ass with a Toblerone while ya home alone gettin' ya boner blown to Yoko Ono's own home recordings
Snortin' assortments with caution, watchin' failed abortions with whales from Portland