Im more than a king, I'm beyond crowned
Gotta huge crowd like some sorta class clown
Stupid rappers saying the same things, reduce, re-use, recycle
If I am a circus clown you better get me a unicycle
Ugh yeah, you see I learnt how to juggle balls
Haha insert gay joke here, fucking round of applause
No, im on the scene, only 18, lean mean, Joe green
Spitting, spinning, hitting, winning, ma-chine see?!
I'm like a meme, "Mr Record Labels, Y U NO sign me?"
The thing is I dont really care if you dont like me
If it's a diss, what ever it is, go ahead and bite me
Once you see the life I'm living you'll probably jizz slightly
All the haters getting strangled, and their bodies mangled
If it's a bitch i'll throw them in a ditch with their hair all tangled
You can't pay the price, cos it costs your life to cut the cost
When my victims chosen they'll be frozen, like jack frost
I'll take my haters to a unknown place with out a moments haste
Chuck them in the river with a tub of toxic waste
If they survive that, they still be left with a disfigured face
Now it's time to change the pace
Like a hare with a rocket in a turtle race
Zoom by so fast with a blast and not leave a trace
While im doing that you finish last like a big disgrace
When I win you spin like sonic and vomit like you downed a gin n tonic with it's aftertaste
You can't handle the whiskey if it gets you tipsy quickly
Meaning you can't do Jack, get trapped at the back of a cul-de-sac
Infact, try and cross me and my life twice i'd remain intact
Grab a laser from a comic book, and go zap
Yeah, I strive for perfection
Like sluts with too much fake tan trying to hide a skin complexion
If you don't live where I live, you probably won't get that connection
But if you do live where I live, you'll understand my suggestion
When I strive I drive for at least 100 percent
Any lower than that and i'll die I'm hoping im making some sense
I should be a horror director, cos all the suspense I make is tense
You either love me or you hate me, your not allowed to sit on the fence
All this hatred on me leaves me drenched but at least I try and stay calm
All those that think they're hench cos they tense makes me wanna face palm
Yeah, it's time to be a badass, time to be a recluse
Ma brain juice let loose, you gay douche got no use
My body in a cage, and ma bone marrow in a barrel
The lone arrow leaves a hole narrow, more holy than a church carol
Yeah! I'm the guy that they all scream and shout
And when they get sore throats
I'm always in their heads for them to dream about
I'll let out an infinite array of unstoppable verses
Me versus you is like a witch concocting curses
Me casting the spells and you needing several nurses
If I hear you say shit i'll give you a smack on purpose
Because I think it's about time I let the Kraken surface!
Shaking my hips and pelvis like Elvis
Don't share shit cos im selfish
Your a shellfish, in your hermit little shell
I crack it open and give you little taste of hell
Couldn't care less about you if you couldn't tell
Laugh at your corpse for hours as it fell
Bare witness to my demonstration
My wit and quickness shows no hesitation
Haters shitness and bitches show no legislation
They say actions speak louder than words, but rappers speak more than many
So reactions around the world, go spastic when speakers play me
Yeah, priceless would be an understatement, this shit is so much fun
The words from my mouth seep blood, sweat, from the tongue
Yup, I play more mind games with my own brain
Mental struggle as well as physical like Bruce Wayne V Bane
Inside the head of a sane you can call me in-sane
Go, because the rate at what im going at it
Will make you spastics seem as if your stuck at static
Im not being dramatic, I just think of stuff and rap it
It's my third time lucky, that's my sorta hat trick
Scraped a pass in English, so I dunno how im so good at this
I musta' thought fuck this, it's my turn for this rap shit
Now I won't stop for no diss, won't stop till im on datpiff!
I'm a literal veggie but a lyrical cannibal
Hannibal ain't got nothing on me, here comes the cannonball
I struck fear and poured slaughter sauce because I ate brain cream
That's how I stole your thoughts because I make insane schemes
Stay clear of the water source because I hate mainstream
Who cares if im from Britain, you'll still get bitten
What ever's written on my pad i'll be spittin'
I'll make your jaw drop and gawp but dont bother to slobber yet
I'll bounty hunt you mother fuckers like my name is Bobba Fett
But not for a price because the price of your life is priceless
Not because it's beyond any known value, it's just literally priceless!
Your worthless, you have an unknown purpose
Cry like boohoo bitches you voodoo witches easy on the curses
But just try and stay happy like a clown because a clown shouldn't frown
But get caught around drugs you'll be like Ronald MacDonald swallowed
And followed the drugs and wallowed till he felt all hollowed and mallow
And stayed hungover and bottled till the day after tomorow
You squares think your star spangled your more like 4 right angles
You see im bigger than you, im obtuse, im such a recluse
Nah fuck it im outa rap juice...
...JUST KIDDING!
I’m an unstoppable criminal with incredible syllables
I’ll go ballistic so avoid making my damage grow
I ain't a statistic so don’t call me an 'average Joe!’
