[Verse 1: Julius]
Now there I was, standin' in this Hollywood record store
Seen a fly ten, then I asked, "Have we met before?"
Now obviously that's my way of breaking the ice
'Cuz I never seen such a beautiful dame in my life
Now I'm partial to chocolate, I'm studying her brown skin
Ivy League chick, she was studying at Brown then
Came to buy Purple Rain, looking for that record
She was looking for Prince like she was a detective
But I couldn't detect if she was on some Nia Long shit
In need of a Love Jones, in need of long dick
Now if this story was recorded on your DVR
The time to fast forward, right now, would be the part
We fucked for a few months, for sure we were an item
But I heard through the grapevine, she's hoeing in Rhode Island
Damn, I thought she lived there on some college shit
But she's a prostitute in Providence
[Hook: Julius]
I just met a mirage, man, due to my surprise man
Thought I saw an angel, couldn't believe my eyes, man
I can't believe it, I got deceived, shit
They say what you see is what you get, I don't believe it
I said I met a mirage y'all, due to my surprise y'all
Thought I saw an angel, couldn't believe my eyes y'all
I got played in fact, I'm kind of taken back
I told this bitch she was the one, wish I could take it back
[Verse 2: Demetrius]
Now I was cruisin' and shit
Listenin' to music and shit
When I seen this beautiful bitch in this beautiful whip
I cut her off at the light, we almost crashed and shit
I'm holdin' up traffic on Atlantic to get at this chick
She said, "What's wrong with you nigga?! You on a dangerous mission"
I said, "My bad, but you bad, I'm trynna gain your attention"
She said, "You crazy, but I like that, 'cuz I'm crazy and twisted"
I didn't pay no attention 'cuz she just gave me them digits
She said, "Come pay me a visit"
I'm finna spend a night at her crib yo
I thought she was wifey material
But she gotta knife under the pillow
Now I should've known she was crazy from the way that she grind
Because crazy pussy's the best, and her pussy's the bomb
When I woke up in the morning, she had a knife to my dick
She said, "This pipe is mine, don't be trynna pipe other chicks"
I took flight on that bitch, she grabbed her nine, then I split
But she don't know where I live, I'm glad I lied to that bitch
[Hook]
[Verse 3: Kenny]
I was on my Twitter, my Twitter page
When this chick hit me up
She had a pretty face, and said "Let's hit a J"
And y'all know with weed I am in love
After 'bout ten some days, I finally hit her place
She said she only fuck with dudes that's worth shit
Plus she know I rap, so it's perfect
She want my money where her purse is
Try to play me, play me, play me
I'm not a game, please, what made you believe you can play me?
Think I'm rich don't you, huh?
Bitch, I'm broke too, ha ha haaah
When we spoke she seemed down, oh down
Then I found out...
[Hook]
[Interlude: Julius]
She was so deceptive, so deceptive
Damn that chick that I chose to mess with
She was so deceptive, so deceptive
Fuck that bitch that I chose to mess with...
