Horseshoe G.A.N.G - Stingy Dick [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1: Julius]
Now when I throw my dick, it's always on target
In other words baby, not errybody can catch it
Yo, I'm an investor, my dick is stock
Better make my stock rise, don't worry about my investment
Slob on my knob, my knob is a snob
My dick stay stuck up, bitch wait, shut up
Even if she's ballin', I'm playing the field
I still walk pass that land mine, pimp game, nigga
Listen, when it comes to them sluts, I be selective
Not a single one of these cunts give me erection
But never get it twisted, my dick is the president of pimpin'
And I think that it's up for re-election (Fuck, gimme a second)
It's true, and the fact my girl's look is nuts, get two in the sack
But if she wanna see me at nights like Keith Olbermann
Fuck up-to-par, she better be over it

[Hook: Julius]
I got that stingy dick, I got that stingy dick
I wouldn't touch it with a pole, on some ten feet shit
Fuck a nickel, fuck a dime, I need a 10-piece chick
Better be fly if I hit the chick
I got that, got that, got that stingy dick
I got that, got that, got that stingy dick
I got that, got that, I got that stingy dick
I don't walk around fuckin' any chicken

[Verse 2: Demetrius]
Okay, most niggas think all thick broads are bad
Even if the bitch looks like Rick Ross in drag
But not me, I don't care if this broad got ass
I'll stiff arm her fast, leave her pissed off and mad
I got that, got that stingy dick; I got that, got that stingy dick
My bitch is skinny thick, that's slim with plenty of hips
A 50 cent piece, pretty shit, ya got that?
Could care less what the bitch size is
Long as the bitch sexy as Skin Diamond
Y'all niggas might catch me sexin' it from behind
When I grind it, call it the 'naked Heimlich'
This is how I rate a bad chick
You can't just have a pretty face then that's it
I'll look a bad bitch in her green eyes and tell her
Her feet ain't pretty, so you ain't a bad bitch

[Hook]

[Verse 3: Dice]
Aight, hold up nigga
You ain't trynna go and hit that ho up, nigga?
(Naw I'm good)
You better pour up nigga
Then I guarantee you, you gon' hit that ho up nigga
(Man, I'm straight)

[Verse 4: Kenny]
You better hit that stripper
You mean to tell me you ain't trynna hit that, nigga?
(Hell naw)
Man I don't get that nigga
Old high-standard-having-stingy-dick ass nigga

[Hook]