Illegal Weapons - Annoying [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

(Chorus)
Hi my name is annoying
I’m 2 damn annoying
Cuz im an annoying brat
So get back, chill and relax
So listen to the rap or you’ll get slapped
(2x)

[Bridge]
There once was a girl name kami
She also wanted to be in the grammys
Cuz she wanted to be like her granny
But that didn’t stop her from being anti

[Verse 1]
It’s that girl, she makes me hurl
She has curls and watches my name is Earl
But one day, I asked her something to say
But she said go away
So she ran down the hall
And tripped over her new shoes from the mall
And said “I’m tired of ya’ll”
So the next afternoon I went by her
And she was as an angry thyphon in a cartoon full of baboons
She attacked me like a racoon
But I was immune
So I tied her in a spider cocoon
And left soon
But the pricinpal came in and I felt like a baphoon
She said had brain damage
And I needed a bandage
And took advantage and managed to get my rampage ass
To detention or I will get suspended
Gotdamn it man!

(Chorus)

[Verse 2]
Screw diz haters, masterbaters
Debators to debate on how to hate her
Cuz haters always hate
And take your life alway like Nate
So all of my haters can get in the sun and bake to death
Take one last breath, and smoke seths
Cuz thats what they do at theeir best
So hit me with your best shot
Get two Glocks like 2Pac
And lock your doors and call the cops
Cuz im the new white rapper on the block
I shop at the dollar store and pick me up a whore
And run threw the door
Then trip on the pavement floor
And get hit my a four door Ford
Thats what I get from taking drugs from the drugstore
And the person that came out was a sophmore
And therefore I ignore her and went indoor
Before it down pourded and I got an ice sore
Let’s give it an encore

(Chorus)

[Verse 3]
Ok, i’m tired of happy people
So lets call it evil and make a sequel
I’m not fearfull, im full of faith
So im capable of being fatefull
So keep the bass low, speakers away from you face though
So kami, we might not ever be friends, but it depends
Cuz you can get offend ed becuz im so up trend
And every weekend I go to Big Bend to see the mountains
But whatever, the past is the past, so haters can kiss my ass
So i’ll do you a favor, when you see me in Denver, tell Trevor and whoever
Who likes to endeaver in a mission that will go on forever
So stop being so clever and do me another favor

(Chorus)

[Outro]
Now I’m not annoying no more! (no more, no more)
Because someday you will see me in stores! (in stores, in stores)
So explore the world with the odor! (odor, odor)
Cuz someday you will be working for me you poor whore (poor whore, poor whore)
Hahahahahaha