Instrumentality - Doctor Oz [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1]
I want a letterman jacket so bad that it hurts
And I hate my mom cause she makes me wear theses shirts
I go to school just to get picked on
Every day they make me feel like I don’t belong
They hate me because I’m different
The adults around me, they don’t hear me, they ain’t listening
To get love you better be popular
I wanna see my name on day on the [monica?]
But I’mma need some basketball shorts
A cheerleader too and a basketball shirt
A box of Newports and a Gatorade sport
And a new pair of Jordans and a basketball court
Then a girl who will find me attractive
Love from my peers, you know the whole package
I got the code to happiness and I could [?]
And all of this comes with the letterman jacket

[Hook]
As we all grow older the truth will be understood
Cause we never turn out the way we thought we would

[Verse 2]
I want a new nose and a brand new car
That could drive myself seemed away so far
I want to be loved, I want a new start
A botex mind and a silicone heart
We got collagen celebs and liposucked stars
I’m just lookin for my own Wizard of Oz
To give me courage, forget a brain
Give me a straight nose and take away pain
Give me a big butt and a little bitty waist
Give me some glory with a prettier face
Give me a bottle of tequila and a cup and don’t [?]
Give me a camera, give me a new facebook profile
Give me some big breasts and some tight clothes
And I’ll have a boyfriend and friends and just pose
In front of stores, and we’ll be loved just wait
Please Doctor Oz, can you make my nose straight?

[Hook]

[Verse 3]
I want a football, I want to be thuggin’
Fuck it, I want an easy bake oven
I want to be loved by my dad
But my dad said he can’t love no fag
So I’mma hafta hide who my real self is
And hide who I like but I can’t help it
Doctor Oz, can you make me not gay?
Make me normal and take this pain away
Cause when you disdained, every day it rains
And I don’t want to be better I just want to be the same
Mr. Wiz I just wanna live in a normal way
Normal, according to those others that pray
But your blessings and needles just take characters away
So I would rather be different in a similar way
Being gay is cool with me, so let me say
Fuck a football I take an easy bake any day

[Hook]