J. Monty - I'm Dumb [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro]
Uh...uh...
I don't like you
But I love you

[Verse 1]
I'm dumb enough to fan a raging fire
And eat a bologna sandwich with the mayonnaise expired
I'm in the special class with my hand raisin' higher
Nobody listens to me cause my fan base retired
Tired of being sober, where's my pancake supplier?
I never drive cause I live in a land made of tires
I'll never forgive the man who said I was banned for breaking lighters
Can't let that crap go cause my hands made of diapers
I'm not like you, I learned how to rhyme in a chat room
I used to stand butt-naked in my bedroom
And perform for thousands of people who wasn't really there
The difference between me and you was before your invisible performance
You actually found something to wear
I'm dumb enough to drive a go-kart in a HOV lane
And look at the cop that pulled me over like
"Why you got to hate on me, man?"
If I wasn't in these handcuffs I'd break your keychain
What's your badge number?
Write down 5-4-8-0-3, babe

[Hook]
I'm dumb, I'm dumb (are you serious?)
I'm dumb (Oh my God)
I'm dumb, I'm dumb
(Can't stop eating crayons!)
I'm dumb
Hi mom, hi dad

[Bridge]
[Hey, Mrs. Montgomery, we're sorry to report this to you
But your son, he's just not getting along with the other students
We're gonna have to put him in another class
Jordan, honey, (yes ma)
Just listen, you're not stupid, you're just different
Nuh, uh mommy, I'm deflicted]

[Verse 2]
I showed up at a famous gangsta rapper's mansion
And said I was the maintenance man
Went to his bedroom closest and put a couple of poisonous snakes in his pants
Gotta rake in my hand, started hittin' him with it, makin' him dance
Then I made him say a thousand times in a row, "I'm Drake's biggest fan"
I'm dumb enough to walk in Iraq with a Bible, like I don't want no drama
Throw a couple of ice cubes at the Devil while yelling, "Yo mama!"
I'm dumb enough to believe in Jesus
In a bleaker season when I haven't eaten nothing but a Reese's Pieces and a piece of cheese
In three freaking weekends and my knees are freezing
I'm dumb enough to believe that Jesus died and rose for my sins
I'm dumb enough to read a Bible quote to my friends
I'm dumb enough to squeeze a pint of lotion
And then rub it on my face while I'm recording and forget to rhyme
I'm dumb enough to love a guy who died
Two thousand some odd years ago and flew off in the sky
I'm dumb enough to think this world is coming to an end
I believe He's coming back again

[Hook]