Jacob Price - If They Were All Dead [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Hook x2]
What if they were all dead
Never make another album
What would we do without them
Shit would be soundin' nonsense
And they ain't drinkin' from a fountain of youth
So when they're gone what will we do

[Verse 1]
I was awakened by a crash
I shoulda never had Dre flyin' this plane he's a maniac
Now how in the fuck I supposed to get back
To the 8 mile train tracks
Tell me how should I react
Maybe I should give my mom a call
Forget it, because she's high on some downers
And dancin' round a pole
I love you ma, but failed at bein' a mom at all
You ain't gonna be the one I'm callin when I'm down a hole
I down to throw you down a flight of steps
Ready to swing anyone who was lookin' and who might have cared
My daughter shouldn't see this kind of outbursts
Haley what are you out of bed at these kinda hours
Bring some flowers to my funeral service
And if you see your mom lookin' around her outwardly nervous
Well then you can be sure I'm comin' back in a hurry
She just afraid of Slim Shady's ghost lurkin'

[Hook x2]
What if they were all dead
Never make another album
What would we do without them
Shit would be soundin' nonsense
And they ain't drinkin' from a fountain of youth
So when they're gone what will we do

[Verse 2]
I'm lookin around at these clowns
Matter fact lookin' down at these clowns
With a little bit a growl and a sound of powerful rounds
Tech N9ne millimeter when I'm dead better watch yo back nigga
This ghost ain't no angel when I come
Back I'm go jack niggas
Cause when I was alive they was jackin' me
Never pay me for that CD
From "The Calm Before the Storm" and all the way back up to "KOD"
Play it backwards to play with me
And if you see ghost give toast
Cause ain't another mother do it exact like me
Make sure to pay homage to the N9na when you see him
When he's staring back from the mirror ever clearer
Like you'd be him if you could but you don't wanna
Don't walk one step inside the hood
Where gangters are up to no good
So when your friends say its seance time
Make sure to think twice before you join hands
With candles and all your seance rhymes
Cause maybe me is no Satan
But I'm the closest thing to him on the other side waitin'

[Hook x2]
What if they were all dead
Never make another album
What would we do without them
Shit would be soundin' nonsense
And they ain't drinkin' from a fountain of youth
So when they're gone what will we do

[Verse 3]
Oh lord, I got this feelin
It's like sorta like I stopped breathin'
And I can't seem to find a white light this evenin'
Only darkness taking me by the hand and leadin'
What you did for Lazarus
I'm lookin for the same the same thing
Somebody get the nigga from Nazareth
And breathe life into me when I'm outta breath
Stretch forth a hand into this valley of shadow
And take me outta death
But I get no answer, probably cause there's no Santa
Noboby bringin' heaven to children who got they hands up worship
Like they in a trance or got a cure for they cancer
If you believe that then believe my ghost riding on prancer
With 11 other motherfuckin' reindeer
With Jay and Jenny in the sleigh and drinkin' cups
Full of Rainier Beer with a blunt to go wit it wit it
In 20 seconds well be cummin down your chimney chimney

[Hook x2]
What if they were all dead
Never make another album
What would we do without them
Shit would be soundin' nonsense
And they ain't drinkin' from a fountain of youth
So when they're gone what will we do