Jah K - Your Girlfriend's Calendar [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Your Girlfriend's Calendar

Jah: Laaaaa!
Josh: Jah this ain't no singing track man what the fuck are you doing?!!!
Jah: I fucked your girlfriend
Josh: WHAT?!!
Jah: Mmmhmm

[Verse]

Everybody need to wear a mirror on they face
Cuz y'all ain't looking like me
Let me hold this 7th letter up, cuz y'all ain't looking like G's
My team R.I.C.H, y'all boys need a J.O.B
Nigga who the fuck you be?
Y'all niggas way more sweeter than my ice tea
Yet you figure I'd respect you, cuz you did 2 months of rapping
And you figure I'd respect you cuz you did 2 weeks of trapping
Cuz you did 2 hours of jail time, mama don bailed you out
Fuck y'all dudes, all of y'all minute maid, guess who got the juice now
Damn right, it's me, nigga got your ex girl with me
We drunk around and round the city, til we be both got dizzy
You say she a sloppy second, just because you fucked her first
How ironic cuz she was your best, cuz this chick is my worst

[Hook]

She can't top my bottom bitch, she can't top my bottom bitch
But since I know that's your girl
I'll make sure to share them bottles then
That we can sip from the the D.R
Then chug from the U to the N.K
Check your girlfriend calendar
Cuz it's might be a "cheat on you" day

[Verse]

She's the apple of ya eye but all I see is Georgia peaches
They tapping on my shoulder asking where the fucking weed is
She don't wanna smoke no Reggie
She want something that will hit her
They screaming "Fuck Reggie" they don't even know the nigga
But he lame, just like y'all. When the last time your girlfriend called?
When's the last time your ex girlfriend, girlfriend's
Posted my song on your wall
Ain't it crazy how I got these people hands up like a stick up?
You go crazy cuz she at my show that's why she never picked up
Can you see my middle finger, I used that shit on girl
If the planet had a pussy, I would probably fuck the world
But for now I'll fuck your girl, her phone buzzing like a bee
We look like we playing Tetris, cuz she right on top of me

[Hook]

She can't top my bottom bitch, she can't top my bottom bitch
But since I know that's your girl
I'll make sure to share them bottles then
That we can sip from the the D.R
Then chug from the U to the N.K
Check your girlfriend calendar
Cuz it's might be a "cheat on you" day