Johnny Hobo and The Freight Trains - Put Arsenic In The Frosting Next Time [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

(One, two, three, four!)

[Verse 1]
Another year gone by
But still I can't say that I learned much
I still chug my caffeine
And I still hate God
Another year gone by but still I can't tell why I cry so much
Do I need love or just a blowjob?

[Chorus]
Cause it seems like life's a party
Where everyone gets drunk and laid
But me!

[Verse 2]
It's a beautiful night, but I can't say that it helps much
Life is still a lengthy suicide pact
And its a beautiful night, and that I wished I didn't give a fuck
I should have hopped that train, then never looked back

[Chorus]

It seems like life's a party
Where everyone's too fucking smashed to leave

(Pat: Alright, so uh-
Male voice: Wait, wait, what about 'Fuck Cops'?
Pat: No, we're not doing that one. Alright, so when I'm at home, I spend most of my time in a parking lot in my town called Harmony Parking Lot. Now there's a song about that, and this is how it goes.)