Jon Cozart - Lord of the rings in 99 seconds [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

The Lod of the Rings
Hobbit, Dwarves
Elves and Men
Kings and Queens
Epicness
Lord of the Rings
The greatest tale ever told on your screen
PO-TA-TOES
Frodo must bring the ring to the elves
Aragorn fights off the nine evil Ringwraiths
The Fellowship forms
Saruman's a jerk
Gandalf's torn from the group
You shall not pass
Boromir's embedded
Uruk-hai's beheaded
Like a Boss
The Fellowship is broken
Thanks for that J.R.R Tolkien
Frodo's gone
And Sam's coming with you
Gollum leads the ring to Mordor
My precious
Gandalf the white returns to wage war
Pip and Merry hug trees
Théoden is like Benjamin Button
He's aging backwards
Legolas surfs on a shield to defend Helm's Deep
Big trees
Are attacking the Orcs
The sword has been reforged and
Now a Legion of Ghosts are at Hand
(He's the King)
Sam uses his Spider slay kills
While the elf and Gimli count kills
(Frodo, Sam, Pippin, Merry)
One last Battle
(Aragorn, Gandalf, Gimli Legolas, Denethor)
It's good vs. evil
(Boromir, Gollum, Saruman, Smeagol)
Frodo you must
(Elrond, Bilbo, Galadriel, Shelob)
Destroy the
(Wormtongue, Uruk-hai, Sauron, Great Eye)
Ring of power
No
Destroy it
It's mine
Destroy it
It's Miiiiineee
(weird explosing noises)
Aragorn sits on his Throne
Middle Earth is saved by the smallest of things
In the Lord of the Rings