Jon Lajoie - Too Fast [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1]
I can run a hundred miles without stopping for rest
I can stay underwater for five minutes on a single breath
When I focus my mind, I always reach my goal
But there’s one thing I cannot control

[Chorus]
I come too fast
I come too fast
A couple strokes and my erection is a
Thing of the past
I come too fast
I come too fast
Sometimes it's even game over
Before I take off my pants

[Verse 2]
I've read all the articles and I've tried every trick
Thinking of sports or of naked Kathy Bates in About Schmidt
If the girl’s on top, sometimes I'll last a minute or two
But if we doggy-style, oh man, I'm screwed

[Chorus]
I come too fast
I come too fast
I carry a spare pair of underwear
In case a girl sits on my lap
I come too fast
I come too fast
I swear I'll even shoot my load
If a fly lands on my shaft

[Outro]
Oooohhhh
Dammit...