Jordan Miché - Lazarus Emcees [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

There’s a place
In my subconscious
Where the naked ladies dance
There’s a hole in my head
Where the Feds can see it all

Between the Barbasol and stubble
Shaves a Mach 3
Rinse it off with hot water
Take a shot of sake

Hollow tip Cupid
And the second-day
Stupids

Pocket full of shells
And a head full of sedatives

Feel the trombones
On the Mambo No. 777
Global domination
Aspirations of Magellan

Etched in gold
Roll these verses like Pharisees
Bouncing the crowd
Up and down
Like the seven seas

With this melody
That I bust
Like a felony

Devouring beets
Like toothless rednecks in Tennessee
Caught red-handed like
Who killed Elmo?

Blue Monday
Sung by morning wood
Pinocchio

Oh

Woe

Guess who’s back in town?
Pantomimes frown
‘cuz they ain’t down
With this sound
You godamn clowns

Lazarus Emcees

Guess who’s back in town?
Pantomimes frown
‘cuz they ain’t down with this sound
You godamn clowns

Lazarus Emcees

Next verse
Rowdier than first
Turn it up
Because its about to get worse

So

Raise the roof
When I smack
A hundred million proof

I’ll sabotage in camouflage
Then let the rabble
Babble on

Because this theme song
Swings the room
Like a see saw

Arrive like Harrey Carrey
With a chuckle
From the other side

Skulls and bones eyepatch
Out to get your mother’s pie
Stuttering rhymes like retards
Rocking tie dye

From California to Boston
From the moonwalk to Charleston
I’m like
Charlton Heston blasting mics
Rikki tikki tembo
No sarembo
Pushing red buttons
Like an old Nintendo

Hot as gumbo
On the Coca-cola tempo
Spitting out the rhythm
Like my little brother
Munching lentils

Bombing as I palm it
Hip-hop
I vomit

Spewing out raps
Like I swallowed all the Comet

Guess who’s back in town?
Pantomimes frown
‘cuz they ain’t down with this sound
You godamn clowns

Lazarus Emcees

Guess who’s back in town?
Pantomimes frown
‘cuz they ain’t down with this sound
You godamn clowns

Lazarus Emcees

There’s a place in Mecca
Where Allah once existed
There’s a footprint in the chapel
Where the devil took a backstep

When I die
Make the priest
Spit the eulogy
Roses on the casket
Ghosts laughing

We wine and dine
While the women cry
Drop the needle
Boom shaka bam
Dr. Gonzo give me high five

The type to try and ride a bike
With a wooden peg for a leg
Dirty moustache frozen to the keg

So keep it funky or whatever
I’m a drop it ska
All you women in the crowd
Need to burn your bras

Strip naked
Until you can’t take it
I like your braces
Plug me in like the matrix

And you’re the actress of the year
Like Keanu Reeves
And I’m the jazzy ritz cracker
Who loves to bang on the piano keys

It’s pronounced Jordan
Blame Canada
1-2-3
Take two
Time to set it off

Guess who’s back in town?
Pantomimes frown
‘cuz they ain’t down with this sound
You godamn clowns

Lazarus Emcees